Caption Competition #1

[Guest]

Okay. As an old hand at MBing, it's probably time to introduce the age old tradition that is the MB Caption Comp. There are no rules or limits (subject to terms and conditions), the best submission will receive 1,000,000 honorary posting reward points and immediately gain High Wazok of the Board membership status below their username. Or we could just LOL.

So, an easy one to begin with,

[Norfolk Born]

'World premiere of Mozart's newly-discovered Horn Concerto No. 5'

[Paul Sherratt]

But discovered just too late, sadly, for the 2010 World Cup Finals.

[ian russell]

Despite inauthentic props, Ugandan TV's ''Search For Sherlock Holmes'' winner receives state-of-the-art BBC iPlodder (as demonstrated by Mrs. Duran Duran).

[ian russell]

BBC Rep.: ''...trade in your old FM receiver for one of these new DAB radios and experience the sound of Miles Davis like never before.''

[ian russell]

'' - 'Ere, got a light, love? Me baccy's a bit damp.''

''Yes, of course. Just as soon as the Michael Buble track finishes.''

[Lateralthinking1]

"Keep it going lads - the aim is to upstage Anne Hilde Neset"

[johncorrigan]

'I think you'll find that traditionally it's Blaw! blaw! sook! sook! blaw!'

[Don Petter]

Yes, Sahiba. Genuine rhino and pukka gift for husband-Sahib.

[Paul Sherratt]

Not the caption competition.
Does anyone know just who has ended up at the top of that mike stand ?

[johncorrigan]

Kevin Keegan?

[Lateralthinking1]

"What a palaver - I can hardly hear Katy Perry on me Ipod"

[Paul Sherratt]

Kevin Keegan, indeed it must be.

http://bundesliga.de/media/images/bundesliga/clubs&spieler/03_hamburg/keagan.jpg

Ball cushions ?

[ian russell]

I blame bloody Eric Clapton. I'm telling you, I'll be happier when Phil Collins becomes more popular.

[Paul Sherratt]

The World of Music.
It's a broad wotsit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7HfpYdabBc