Caption Competition #1

[ian russell]

Sorry, mate, I made a mistake - it wasn't Brillo Pads, it was Walker's Crisps, and we're too late...

[johncorrigan]

I think Keegan's saying: ' Look Paul! (Breitner, not Sherratt) bin the beard! It makes you look like an eejit!'

[PatrickOD]

The Bush Quartet.

[PatrickOD]

Aww frolics!

[scottycelt]

No, I'm not Gerry Adams, ya effeminate fenian numbskull ...

[Lateralthinking1]

"OK mate, so you're a maoist, walk away like I do, do Brut".

[Lateralthinking1]

"Good news - I've found a doctor who can remove the white pole connecting our heads"

[mercia]

dum-dee-dum-dee-dum-dee-dum (Archers theme tune)

[Globaltruth]

captions please...

you might like to read this first...
the answer is going to be 'product placement'...

so here's the picture...

[johncorrigan]

Thinks.....' Must get more of Bascom Lamar Lunsford on Ken Bruce!'

[johncorrigan]

...what we need is Barrance for Tracks of my years - yes, that's the way forward!:rolleyes:

[Lateralthinking1]

"I'm a globetrotter, loasa dosh, I gotta face and the info......I am the right geezer, yeah, for the 1 bruvs an 6 Student plus also the added Xtra 1 posse.......bpm, innit, acieed, in da house an the factor X, DJ Boyleski...........

......an remember R-E-S-P-E-C-T to my main man Thompson an the 2 club grannies an that, an to all you lovely ladeez, yeah, who may be out there tonight, know what I mean, be good, keep it clean, and have a big one from me, xxxx the police"

[Paul Sherratt]

>>>so here's the picture...


I wonder if that John Myers would like a volunteer assistant ?

[johncorrigan]

I wish you would stop photographing me when I'm catching a pee - plays havoc with the cavalry twills.

[Lateralthinking1]

"I need Degsy again - call Cyprus".