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Cutting off your own head with shears does seem a bit drastic though!
Really interesting to learn how people open packets of biscuits, new CDs, tins of sardines &c, but getting back on topic, I'm pleased to announce that in the absence of a functioning router, my computer has duly switched its connection to the adjacent iPhone. In fact, I don't think the mini-hub worked at all - it was the iPhone all along. And when I took it upstairs to charge the battery, I lost the internet connection downstaits.
Sorry to change the subject
It isn't given us to know those rare moments when people are wide open and the lightest touch can wither or heal. A moment too late and we can never reach them any more in this world.
I do seem to find biscuits at the end of packets fragmenting into crumbs on being (carefully) opened these days rather a lot. Also, bananas transitioning from the inedible green stage to rotting at one end in 3 or so days as they sit patiently in my Chinese fruit bowl. And has anyone else noticed milk going off more quickly than a year or two ago? In previous times I've known pints of semi-skimmed lasting over a week - the time it sometimes takes me to get through a pint (or half litre), living as I do alone; nowadays it goes into a junket-like state on day 5: and I have checked and found the temperature inside my fridge not to have altered.
If you are storing your bananas alongside other fruits in your fruit bowl, they could be interacting with each other to accelerate the ripening process. Apples, bananas, peaches and other soft fruits produce large amounts of ethylene gas which acts as a ripening hormone on other fruits and veg (and they produce more ethylene as they get riper or go off). If you can, its better to store them separately from other fruit.
"I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone. The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to the upper classes, and probably lead to acts of violence in Grosvenor Square."
Lady Bracknell The importance of Being Earnest
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