Poor value pensions....

[jean]

Poor value for the rest of us - they're loving every minute.

[ahinton]

Poor value for the rest of us - they're loving every minute.

So it would seem. The best place for a kipper is in a hot pan, not in a discussion of "pensions".

[MrGongGong]

Somewhat Ironically, this is just the sort of conversation only really open to those with the luxury of time that is provided by good pension provision.

Now,I must get on with some work, Quam Celerrime.

ha , if only
or procrastinating over a viola part ............

[ahinton]

ha , if only
or procrastinating over a viola part ............

Viola jokes are against house rules; didn't you know that?

[amateur51]

Taking a break momentarily from bringing you the latest on climate change ("Arctic Winter Forecast"), Death of Diana ("Prince Philip and Secret Calls to Taliban") and the hunt for Madeleine McCann ("Hubble Telescope May Be Used To Scan Earth For Little Maddie"), The Express newspaper brings us news of the SuperPension ...

http://www.express.co.uk/news/retirement/441813/Bigger-better-pensions-for-all-Industry-shake-up-will-give-boost-to-millions

You may click on the link now and start your answer ...

:biggrin::blush:

[Dave2002]

Sed hoc non dicunt, quod si non obtinuit LIBRO

(I think ,,,,,,,, but I wouldn't trust an online translation if I were you , any more than a kipper in a tie !)

MrGG and beefie

quod haec omnia cum Latina scriptura, guvs?

[Beef Oven!]

MrGG and beefie

quod haec omnia cum Latina scriptura, guvs?

I am only able to speak and understand English, Turkish and Italian. My French is a thirty-seven year old O'level certificate and my German is Krapische! Latin goes over my head, as a helicopter or seagull might. WTF are you sayin'!!!?

[Dave2002]

I am only able to speak and understand English, Turkish and Italian. My French is a thirty-seven year old O'level certificate and my German is Krapische! Latin goes over my head, as a helicopter or seagull might. WTF are you sayin'!!!?

If you put the text back into Google translate you might be able to figure it out! It's not quite what I put in to generate that text, though. Translation is not an invertible operation, apparently.

Turkish, eh! Can't do that - though I did try Swahili, which as languages go, has some very odd features.

PS: I don't know "WTF" in Latin - maybe someone else will enlighten us!

[Beef Oven!]

If you put the text back into Google translate you might be able to figure it out! It's not quite what I put in to generate that text, though. Translation is not an invertible operation, apparently.

Turkish, eh! Can't do that - though I did try Swahili, which as languages go, has some very odd features.

PS: I don't know "WTF" in Latin - maybe someone else will enlighten us!

I am still none the wiser!

[Dave2002]

I am still none the wiser!

Maybe not, but have you figured the translation yet?

[Beef Oven!]

Maybe not, but have you figured the translation yet?

NO! Every Google search gives the translation as "come out of retirement PLEASE Sir Alex" and I'm sure that can't be what you meant.

[Dave2002]

NO! Every Google search gives the translation as "come out of retirement PLEASE Sir Alex" and I'm sure that can't be what you meant.

institis estis me!

[Beef Oven!]

institis estis me!

I am getting a headache, I'm not playing anymore.

[Dave2002]

I am getting a headache, I'm not playing anymore.

Sorry about that.

Msg 111. What's up with all this Latin writing, guvs.

Msg 117. You're winding me up.

Probably very bad translations, but what do you expect from Google!

I'm not quite sure what MrGG was trying to say.

[Beef Oven!]

Sorry about that.

Msg 111. What's up with all this Latin writing, guvs.

Msg 117. You're winding me up.

Probably very bad translations, but what do you expect from Google!

I'm not quite sure what MrGG was trying to say.

HeHe! Nice one!