State of the parties as 2015 General Election looms.

[MrGongGong]

Hopefully, Nigel will make any propping up of a minority Conservative government, conditional on Cameron resigning as leader.

This is my mate Pete
HE is the fastest one man band in the world

http://www.fastestonemanband.com/images/fastest_one_man_band.jpg

brings this to mind (from Spinal Tap for the non musicians ;-) )

"Excuse me.
Are you reading Yes, I Can?
- Yeah. Have you read it?
- Yeah. By Sammy Davis, Jr?
Yeah.
You know what the title
of that book should be?
Yes, I Can... If Frank Sinatra Says It's OK.
Cos Frank calls the shots
for all those guys."


Frank = Nigel ?

[ahinton]

Yes, I Can... If Frank Sinatra Says It's OK.
Cos Frank calls the shots
for all those guys."

Frank = Nigel ?

What a prospect! Frank could swing. Some people say that Nigel should. That's about as far as the comparison would appear to go.

[Beef Oven!]

This is my mate Pete
HE is the fastest one man band in the world

http://www.fastestonemanband.com/images/fastest_one_man_band.jpg

brings this to mind (from Spinal Tap for the non musicians ;-) )

"Excuse me.
Are you reading Yes, I Can?
- Yeah. Have you read it?
- Yeah. By Sammy Davis, Jr?
Yeah.
You know what the title
of that book should be?
Yes, I Can... If Frank Sinatra Says It's OK.
Cos Frank calls the shots
for all those guys."


Frank = Nigel ?

Lol! Your mate looks like a typical UKIPper from the 1990s!!!!!

[Beef Oven!]

What a prospect! Frank could swing. Some people say that Nigel should. That's about as far as the comparison would appear to go.

GG's Frank/Nigel comparison is more accurate than you understand, ahinton.

[ahinton]

GG's Frank/Nigel comparison is more accurate than you understand, ahinton.

It's wasn't so much accuracy or otherwise but possible re-interpretation that interested me!

[MrGongGong]

GG's Frank/Nigel comparison is more accurate than you understand, ahinton.

He flirts with dodgy people with guns in violin cases
and is too pissed to sing in time ?

[Beef Oven!]

He flirts with dodgy people with guns in violin cases
and is too pissed to sing in time ?

I disagree. Just listen to his String Quintet, its fucking marvellous.

[amateur51]

UKIP tantalise with Nigel's offer to prop-up a minority Conservative government - the price being an in-out referendum on Europe.

Douglous Carswell likens the Conservative party to the way HMV retailed music - a defunct model.

Once again Bill Tong has missed out the more important aspect of Mr Carsewell's statement - he says he's tried to get the Tories to be more like ... Spotify!

Cameron must be pleased to be shot of DeepThink like that

[ahinton]

Once again Bill Tong has missed out the more important aspect of Mr Carsewell's statement - he says he's tried to get the Tories to be more like ... Spotify!

Better than "scottyfy", peut-être...

[ahinton]

I disagree. Just listen to his String Quintet, its fucking marvellous.

M. Deux-tams is probably now wondering whose you mean - Frank's or Nigel's...

[Beef Oven!]

M. Deux-tams is probably now wondering whose you mean - Frank's or Nigel's...

Lol!

You are too modest for this forum!!

[ahinton]

Lol!

You are too modest for this forum!!

If so, it would be just my luck for someone else to pitch in with a reminder that "modesty is the fig leaf of mediocrity" (as variously ascribed to Frank Harris and others)!...

[Beef Oven!]

If so, it would be just my luck for someone else to pitch in with a reminder that "modesty is the fig leaf of mediocrity" (as variously ascribed to Frank Harris and others)!...

Mediocre or not, you should sue MrGG for that terrible accusation that you are "too pissed to sing in time". That's to say nothing of his statement about the company you keep!

[ahinton]

Mediocre or not, you should sue MrGG for that terrible accusation that you are "too pissed to sing in time".

Oh, I don't know; for one thing, I might be concerned that suing two gongs might be twice as expensive as suing one but, perhaps more importantly, it could have been worse - after all, he could have said "too pissed to sing in tune" or even "can't sing in time or in tune even when sober"!

That's to say nothing of his statement about the company you keep!

Ah, well, I don't suppose that he knows much about that; I will gladly confirm, however, that the violin cases of members of such company are far more likely to contain violins and bows than firearms and bullets.

[MrGongGong]

I think i'm going to ask my viola playing friend who is on one of your recordings AH