Non-stick Pans

[Flosshilde]

So they can get closer to the cooker (sink,washing machine etc etc).

(ironically, of course), but not quite what I was expecting

[Beef Oven]

So they can get closer to the cooker (sink,washing machine etc etc).

I was in me teens when I first heard that!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anna]

There are a lot of sexist, so called jokey one-liners, flying about here regarding women.
Shall I offer one fromt the other side?

What do you call a man in handcuffs?

Trustworthy.

[Thropplenoggin]

There are a lot of sexist, so called jokey one-liners, flying about here regarding women.
Shall I offer one fromt the other side?

What do you call a man in handcuffs?

Trustworthy.

[MrGongGong]

What do you call a scouser in a suit ?

[Anna]

What do you call a scouser in a suit ?

That's easy! The accused.

[MrGongGong]

That's easy! The accused.

In a white shell suit ?

[Anna]

In a white shell suit ?

Oh well Mr GG, if you're going to go cutting edge of comedy on me - I give up and shall go and scrub my saucepans and know my lowly place in the scullery!

[MickyD]

And whilst we are being sexist, here's one of my favourite gay jokes:

How do you know when you've been burgled by gay men?
- The furniture has been rearranged and there's a quiche in the oven.

[Anna]

And:
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends

[MickyD]

...that's so true, Anna!

[Flosshilde]

And:
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends

Too kind, Anna

[Mr Pee]

...that's so true, Anna!

Is it?

[Flosshilde]

Of course it is.


Have you got a boyfriend?

[ahinton]

And:
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends

Wrong answer, Anna (if you will find it in your heart to forgive my so saying); I 'umbly submit that the correct answer is "because you're limiting your search to Wales".

What that has to do with non-stick pans I have to confess to having less than no idea, however...