Neigh, lad!!

[amateur51]

A couple more doing the rounds at work today.

I went into Tesco cafe and was asked if I wanted anything on my burger,I said a fiver each way.

And the value burger crisis get's worse,they've found traces of zebra in the barcode.

this one'll run and run

[Eine Alpensinfonie]

There's little difference between eating horse and eating cattle. Both are vegetarian animals, minimising the health risks associated with eating carnivorous animals.

[Nick Armstrong]

No shortage of onlookers in the freezer sections either.

Jesus... Not much on telly, clearly...

[Nick Armstrong]

I went into Tesco cafe and was asked if I wanted anything on my burger,I said a fiver each way.

Love that one.

Still think the topically-yet-ironically-named Beefy has the best one with 'quarter-pandas' though...

[mangerton]

A couple more doing the rounds at work today.

I went into Tesco cafe and was asked if I wanted anything on my burger,I said a fiver each way.

I just love our British habit of finding humour in every situation. Of all the equine jokes I've heard/read, that one really cracks me up! Brilliant!

[Mr Pee]

Sadly, things have now taken a more serious turn. A woman has been hospitalised after eating a Tesco burger. Her condition is described as stable.

[Flay]

Sadly, things have now taken a more serious turn. A woman has been hospitalised after eating a Tesco burger. Her condition is described as stable.

I believe her hacking cough was the last straw.

[Nick Armstrong]

Europe!!! I knew it!!!

See, I told you!!!

Currently to be seen cantering round the paddock on Question Time... and horseburgers featured in his second sentence (a question about HMV )

[Barbirollians]

Sadly, things have now taken a more serious turn. A woman has been hospitalised after eating a Tesco burger. Her condition is described as stable.

Her symptoms were awful - first she went down with the trots then she came out in hooves .

[Flay]

I've heard that the druggies are manelining the stuff now

[Barbirollians]

A couple more doing the rounds at work today.

I went into Tesco cafe and was asked if I wanted anything on my burger,I said a fiver each way.

And the value burger crisis get's worse,they've found traces of zebra in the barcode.

My local Tescos didn't have any horseburgers this afternoon but they told me they would have some in at 2.30 at Cheltenham

[Mr Pee]

Talk about panic buying because of the snow- there was a stampede at my local Tesco this morning.

[Serial_Apologist]

I believe her hacking cough was the last straw.

Someone should organise a whip round

[Pabmusic]

Someone should organise a whip round

Not supposed to use too much whip - just organise a round.

[Lateralthinking1]

Jokers who dressed up as a pantomime horse and then pretended to mourn the loss of their family in a Tesco burger aisle have become an internet sensation after a video of their prank went viral.

Astonished shoppers couldn't believe their eyes as they saw the 'horse' canter through the supermarket doors, just 48 hours after it was revealed that horse meat had got into Tesco beefburgers.

The animal then walked over to the frozen food section where it started sobbing: "Mummy, Daddy....they're dead, they've gone."

When security arrive to ask the horse to leave, it suddenly collapses to the ground crying "No, no. no" leaving shoppers in fits of laughter.

The horse is then escorted out of the supermarket in Bierspool, Pembrokeshire.