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  • MrGongGong
    Full Member
    • Nov 2010
    • 18357

    Originally posted by Pabmusic View Post
    Rather like the voters in 2010 who, when they thought they were electing a [substitute your preference] government, found it was something that contained David Cameron and Nick Clegg. Which American had that slogan: "Where's the beef"?


    Quite

    I heard a rather confused thing on R4 yesterday morning where someone was saying that there had been some "infection" from horsemeat
    I wouldn't expect cheapo burgers to contain 100% pure hand reared , gently massaged and lulled to sleep with classical music organic , biodynamically produced beef ..........

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    • vinteuil
      Full Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 12844

      Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post
      :
      I wouldn't expect cheapo burgers to contain 100% pure hand reared , gently massaged and lulled to sleep with classical music organic , biodynamically produced beef ..........


      ... as Giles Coren put it : "What on earth did you think they put in them? Prime cuts of delicious free-range, organic, rare breed, heritage beef, grass-fed, Eton-educated, humanely slaughtered, dry-aged and hand-ground by fairies with a pinch of pink Murray River salt and a twist of black pepper?"

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      • amateur51

        Originally posted by Pabmusic View Post
        At Prime Minister's questions, David Cameron said: "People in our country would have been very concerned to read this morning that when they thought they were buying beefburgers they were buying something that had horse meat."

        Rather like the voters in 2010 who, when they thought they were electing a [substitute your preference] government, found it was something that contained David Cameron and Nick Clegg. Which American had that slogan: "Where's the beef"?

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        • amateur51

          Originally posted by Beef Oven View Post
          If you think Tesco's Horse Burgers are bad, you wanna try Asda's Quarter Pandas
          Bravo Horsey, I mean Beefy

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          • amateur51

            Originally posted by Anna View Post
            Two Tesco burgers please.. hold the dressage

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            • mercia
              Full Member
              • Nov 2010
              • 8920

              I like that mascarpony joke in the youtube video

              [.... what cheese goes best with .......... ]

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              • Nick Armstrong
                Host
                • Nov 2010
                • 26540

                Originally posted by vinteuil View Post


                ... as Giles Coren put it : "What on earth did you think they put in them? Prime cuts of delicious free-range, organic, rare breed, heritage beef, grass-fed, Eton-educated, humanely slaughtered, dry-aged and hand-ground by fairies with a pinch of pink Murray River salt and a twist of black pepper?"
                "...the isle is full of noises,
                Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                • amateur51

                  Originally posted by Stephen Whitaker View Post
                  A fine selection, Stephen Whitaker - welcome to FoR3 ;ok:

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                  • Barbirollians
                    Full Member
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 11705

                    Originally posted by Caliban View Post
                    In other news: it's being reported that Police have called off the search...

                    Shergarburgers - we used to call our school beefburgers in the 1980s - seems as if we were close to he truth !

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                    • Mr Pee
                      Full Member
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 3285




                      Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

                      Mark Twain.

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                      • ferneyhoughgeliebte
                        Gone fishin'
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 30163

                        Originally posted by Mr Pee View Post
                        [FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][B]Numquam Satis![/B][/I][/FONT]

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                        • Beef Oven

                          Originally posted by Mr Pee View Post



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                          • amateur51

                            Excellent stuff, Matt & Mr Pee

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                            • teamsaint
                              Full Member
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 25210

                              On a serious note, I visited a supermarket today to do some pre snow panic buying. About every fifth word I heard was "horse ".
                              No shortage of onlookers in the freezer sections either.
                              I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.

                              I am not a number, I am a free man.

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                              • EdgeleyRob
                                Guest
                                • Nov 2010
                                • 12180

                                A couple more doing the rounds at work today.

                                I went into Tesco cafe and was asked if I wanted anything on my burger,I said a fiver each way.

                                And the value burger crisis get's worse,they've found traces of zebra in the barcode.

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