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  • ahinton
    Full Member
    • Nov 2010
    • 16122

    #91
    Originally posted by teamsaint View Post
    They might make a nice starter.
    If they're under starter's hors d'oeuvres, peut-ĂȘtre, they might even buck a trend...

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    • Beef Oven

      #92
      Originally posted by ahinton View Post
      ...yawn...
      Go to bed.......

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      • ahinton
        Full Member
        • Nov 2010
        • 16122

        #93
        Originally posted by Anna View Post
        Are they from their Galloping Gourmet range?
        Dunno, Anna - but I note that no one appears to have taken note of my earlier reference to the potential of horsemeat in a Gallopino Milanese; shame - famous stallion dish it is, you know...

        Anyway, I suppose that there's little point in trying to lock the supermarket door now that the chevalburgers have bolted.

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        • EdgeleyRob
          Guest
          • Nov 2010
          • 12180

          #94
          Just been to Tesco and bought a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of Lamb's and some burgers.

          So that's white rum, navy rum and Red Rum.

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          • Anna

            #95
            Two Tesco burgers please.. hold the dressage

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            • ahinton
              Full Member
              • Nov 2010
              • 16122

              #96
              Originally posted by Beef Oven View Post
              Go to bed.......
              No; too much work to do later - but maybe in the wee sma' oors I might eventually foaled the top sheet back and do just that. In the meantime, news just in is that Tesco's 24-hour store in Camborne has now removed all pasties from its shelves and replaced them with ones containing horse meat, as a result of a Tesco accountant's discovery that the government pasty tax applies only to those items containing abit o' skirt.

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              • ahinton
                Full Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 16122

                #97
                Originally posted by Anna View Post
                Two Tesco burgers please.. hold the dressage
                Given your refined tastes and culinary skills, I am shocked at the prospect that so much as a morsel of Tesco burger would even pass you lip(pizaner)s; after all, the horse meat content might not even be Welsh, look you!...

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                • Beef Oven

                  #98
                  Originally posted by ahinton View Post
                  No; too much work to do later - but maybe in the wee sma' oors I might eventually foaled the top sheet back and do just that. In the meantime, news just in is that Tesco's 24-hour store in Camborne has now removed all pasties from its shelves and replaced them with ones containing horse meat, as a result of a Tesco accountant's discovery that the government pasty tax applies only to those items containing abit o' skirt.
                  My God! Big business knows every tax dodge

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                  • teamsaint
                    Full Member
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 25209

                    #99
                    I actually had one for my tea.
                    Still got a bit between my teeth.
                    I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.

                    I am not a number, I am a free man.

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                    • Beef Oven

                      Originally posted by teamsaint View Post
                      I actually had one for my tea.
                      Still got a bit between my teeth.
                      If you think Tesco's Horse Burgers are bad, you wanna try Asda's Quarter Pandas

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                      • Nick Armstrong
                        Host
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 26536

                        Originally posted by Beef Oven View Post
                        you wanna try Asda's Quarter Pandas


                        Tempted to use my hostly mostnesses to close this thread now! It can't get any better than that!



                        "...the isle is full of noises,
                        Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                        Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                        Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                        • Pabmusic
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                          • May 2011
                          • 5537

                          At Prime Minister's questions, David Cameron said: "People in our country would have been very concerned to read this morning that when they thought they were buying beefburgers they were buying something that had horse meat."

                          Rather like the voters in 2010 who, when they thought they were electing a [substitute your preference] government, found it was something that contained David Cameron and Nick Clegg. Which American had that slogan: "Where's the beef"?

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                          • Flosshilde
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                            • Nov 2010
                            • 7988

                            I wonder how many people didn't realise, when they bought a hamburger, that it was made from (mostly) beef?

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                            • Flosshilde
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                              • Nov 2010
                              • 7988

                              Originally posted by Caliban View Post


                              Tempted to use my hostly mostnesses to close this thread now! It can't get any better than that!



                              G*d the father, G*d the son, & G*d the hostly most?

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                              • Stephen Whitaker

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