Neigh, lad!!

[amateur51]

Well I've just been to the freezer to check my Tesco value burgers........and they're off!

" And they're off! And at the first hurdle it's Tesco's value burger leading the way, with ...."

[ferneyhoughgeliebte]

" And they're off! And at the first hurdle it's Tesco's value burger leading the way, with ...."

They're my Favourite.

[EdgeleyRob]

They're my Favourite.

Surprisingly low in fat,but high in Shergar.

[ferneyhoughgeliebte]

Surprisingly low in fat,but high in Shergar.

[johncorrigan]

I hear there's a run on My Lidl Pony.

[amateur51]

oh yes!

[amateur51]

I hear there's a run on My Lidl Pony.

[vinteuil]

... I'll get my goat...

[teamsaint]

Well I've just been to the freezer to check my Tesco value burgers........and they're off!

[ferneyhoughgeliebte]

I hear there's a run on My Lidl Pony.

... sals is right: this Thread is better than most things called "comedy" on R4!

[teamsaint]

They might make a nice starter.

[ahinton]

Is this new material, or stuff you've used on previous nights?

Is what "new material"? If you read the above post more carefully, you wold in any case have noticed the words "I've just heard, incidentally...", which might at least have given you something of a clue had you been concentrating on it rather than whether or not the M&S pork you were roasting contained pig meat...

[Flay]

" And they're off! And at the first hurdle it's Tesco's value burger leading the way, with ...."

It's important that children have a stable diet.

[ahinton]

Another case of a reasonable system being undermined by official complacency (see Illiicit Arms Trade in UK thread

Why do we allow such dullards to stay in these jobs?

Perhaps because most if not all of us cannot find sufficient non-dullards (let alone trustworthy people) for whom to vote in order that those jobs are no longer done by dullards.

I have no objection whatsoever to eating horsemeat as long as: a) as I'm told I'm doing so; b) there is clear oversight of its provenance according to agreed criteria; c) that all horses intended for human consumption are treated well prior to and at the moment of killing; and d) as much of the carcass is used as possible.

Agreed on all counts.

Unless you can source such horsemeat from a reliable and trustworthy local supplier, you'd be best to go to Waitrose, because if they do it in any of their stores you can at least be confident that it'll be from thoroughbreds...

[ahinton]

... sals is right: this Thread is better than most things called "comedy" on R4!

Frankely, I'm inclined to agree.

A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse, said the burgher.

Actually, it occurs to me that I should perhaps investigate some of my local farm shops and decent butchers for horsemeat now that Hereford racecourse has closed after almost 2½ centuries...