#15 Osborn, no offers, but if you agree to pay my expenses I'll happily pour it over the grave of any teetotallers you wish to identify. Its truly terrible stuff and you should keep it to serve as the ultimate weapon to get rid of guests who wont go away when you want to go to bed.
"Oh sorry, we seem to have run out of mineral water and recordings of Bartok string quartets, but I've a very mature bottle of Sanatogen here, would anyone like a drop? My gran was very fond of it, before she dropped dead unexpectedly last year. I really need to get rid of it, do have a glass.
If that doesnt work, adopt the Willie Rushton strategy. You disappear upstairs for a minute, then reappear with armfulls of bedding which you dump in the middle of the living room floor. You then wander around all available seating, picking up cushions and sniffing them, muttering as you go "B****y cat!".
"Oh sorry, we seem to have run out of mineral water and recordings of Bartok string quartets, but I've a very mature bottle of Sanatogen here, would anyone like a drop? My gran was very fond of it, before she dropped dead unexpectedly last year. I really need to get rid of it, do have a glass.
If that doesnt work, adopt the Willie Rushton strategy. You disappear upstairs for a minute, then reappear with armfulls of bedding which you dump in the middle of the living room floor. You then wander around all available seating, picking up cushions and sniffing them, muttering as you go "B****y cat!".
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