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  • Stanfordian
    Full Member
    • Dec 2010
    • 9312
    #121
    Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post
    Hiya MrGongGong,

    I love it! Sadly in today's litigious society the writer is probably in jail for incitement to commit affray.
    Last edited by Stanfordian; 30-08-16, 14:46.

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    • Dave2002
      Full Member
      • Dec 2010
      • 18021
      #122
      Originally posted by vinteuil View Post
      A safety announcement from a boat trip on Lake Louise in Canada.

      The passengers were handed their lifejackets with the instruction:


      “If you can’t work out how to put it on, that’s Darwinian selection for you.”
      Perhaps not so funny. Wasn't there a recent incident in Canada where several people died? Apologies to Canada if it wasn't there, and sympathies to the bereaved anyway.

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      • pastoralguy
        Full Member
        • Nov 2010
        • 7759
        #123
        Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post
        Not heard from you for a bit, Mr. GG.

        Nice to see you back.

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        • EdgeleyRob
          Guest
          • Nov 2010
          • 12180
          #124

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          • Nick Armstrong
            Host
            • Nov 2010
            • 26538
            #125
            Latest news:

            "...the isle is full of noises,
            Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
            Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
            Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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            • Nick Armstrong
              Host
              • Nov 2010
              • 26538
              #126



              "...the isle is full of noises,
              Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
              Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
              Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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              • Bryn
                Banned
                • Mar 2007
                • 24688
                #127
                It almost makes me want to eat there.

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                • Serial_Apologist
                  Full Member
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 37691
                  #128
                  Originally posted by Bryn View Post
                  It almost makes me want to eat there.
                  It should state "Use the rear entrance".

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                  • Pulcinella
                    Host
                    • Feb 2014
                    • 10949
                    #129
                    Originally posted by Bryn View Post
                    It almost makes me want to eat there.
                    Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
                    It should state "Use the rear entrance".
                    It should also get the distinction between its and it's correct!

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                    • Bryn
                      Banned
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 24688
                      #130
                      Originally posted by Pulcinella View Post
                      It should also get the distinction between its and it's correct!

                      I have to admit I had not read that far down. The same main content on the A-board outside their eatery in Windsor Central Station caught my eye, so I searched for "vote rump burger gourmet" via Google and found that page.

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                      • Nick Armstrong
                        Host
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 26538
                        #131



                        "...the isle is full of noises,
                        Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                        Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                        Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                        • Nick Armstrong
                          Host
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 26538
                          #132
                          Least-missing cat ever

                          "...the isle is full of noises,
                          Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                          Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                          Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                          • teamsaint
                            Full Member
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 25210
                            #133
                            ROFL.

                            Could have been an identical sibling ?
                            I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.

                            I am not a number, I am a free man.

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                            • Nick Armstrong
                              Host
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 26538
                              #134
                              Originally posted by teamsaint View Post
                              Could have been an identical sibling ?


                              "...the isle is full of noises,
                              Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                              Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                              Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                              • teamsaint
                                Full Member
                                • Nov 2010
                                • 25210
                                #135
                                Still laughing.........
                                I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.

                                I am not a number, I am a free man.

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