Notices for a Laugh
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This death notice appears in the latest Stoke Sentinel, absolutely true, and while these aren't often a barrel of laughs I thought this one deserved wider currency. I've just omitted the name of the deceased and the funeral directors.
'Hi If you're reading this I have died. I lived my way so I'm dying my way. Please join my family to celebrate my life, not mourn my death, on Thursday 18th August at 3.30pm at Carmountside Crematorium. Following this, there will be a disco of all my favourite songs at Trent Country Club. Jeans, odd socks and trainers optional. Will family and friends wishing to attend please meet at the crematorium. Lots of flowers please, I love them. Lilies, freesias, gypsophila and white roses are my favourites. See you all there!!!'"The sound is the handwriting of the conductor" - Bernard Haitink
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Blimey.
What is it about that sign that somehow suggests that the driver is male, and the passenger female?
I think the subtle warning is that they are now one pig short of a successful day at market.I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.
I am not a number, I am a free man.
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