Notices for a Laugh

[Boilk]

[Jonathan]

Brilliant!

We also have a local firm called "All cisterns go" which makes me laugh!

[MrGongGong]

[Flosshilde]

Photoshopped, I think. Even Cameron wouldn't be so stupid (would he? Please, someone tell me he wouldn't be - he's running the country )

[Beef Oven!]

Photoshopped, I think.

Not a lot gets past you, Flossie

[P. G. Tipps]

Photoshopped, I think. Even Cameron wouldn't be so stupid (would he? Please, someone tell me he wouldn't be - he's running the country )

Relax, Flossie, our Prime Minister is seemingly far too busy posing in front of TV cameras each and every day of the year, and his Civil Service masters (or more likely in these informed PC days, mistresses) will still be running the country on our behalf, bless 'em.

Mr Cameron once had a highly lucrative career in marketing/advertising, and, quite understandably, is ever on the lookout for an even better photo opportunity, like butting in on a 'selfie' with President Obama and the gorgeous ex-Prime Minister of Denmark at a funeral. Beat that Jeremy Corbyn!

Furthermore, all the available photographic evidence shows that he appears to be rather good at it ... :the camera NEVER lies, Flossie!

[Flosshilde]

Unfortunately (or fortunately?) there doesn't seem to be a place with that name, whereas there are two 'Twatts' (at least) in the UK - on Orkney, & Shetland. It is, apparently a word of Norse origin, becoming 'Thwaite' in England. Perhaps that opens up new possibilities for Parliamentary insults? "The honourable member is a complete thwaiite." (Although I dislike sexist insults; something that will, no doubt, surprise you, ScottyTipps)

[Nick Armstrong]

.... a somewhat limited demographic

[Pabmusic]

... a somewhat limited demographic

[Nick Armstrong]

Seen in a church south of the Channel: an exasperated French cleric tackles the problem of people failing to switch their phones to 'silent'

[ferneyhoughgeliebte]

[ardcarp]

Sign in en-suite bathroom of French hotel:

Chers clients,
Dans un souci environmental, nous vous invitons a economiser le linge de toilette. Merci de mettre les serviettes que vous souhaiter reutiliser sur le porte-serviette, et cettes qui doivent etre changees par terre. [Can't do accents.]

This I could understand perfectly, but I was mystified by:

In an environmental worry, we invite you to economize it purpose of toilet. Thank you for putting the towels that you like to reuse on door-towel and those who must be down changed.

[ahinton]

Sign in en-suite bathroom of French hotel:

Chers clients,
Dans un souci environmental, nous vous invitons a economiser le linge de toilette. Merci de mettre les serviettes que vous souhaiter reutiliser sur le porte-serviette, et cettes qui doivent etre changees par terre. [Can't do accents.]

This I could understand perfectly, but I was mystified by:

In an environmental worry, we invite you to economize it purpose of toilet. Thank you for putting the towels that you like to reuse on door-towel and those who must be down changed.

FF to the rescue, peut-être?(!)...

[Lordgeous]

There used to be chalked on the wall of a hippy pub in Bath: "No psychling"!

[french frank]

Not hilarious, but it made me smile. Keleti station, Budapest. I was reminded of 'Miss Otis regrets' for some reason.