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  • Edgy 2
    Guest
    • Jan 2019
    • 2035

    “Music is the best means we have of digesting time." — Igor Stravinsky

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    • Serial_Apologist
      Full Member
      • Dec 2010
      • 37674



      It reminds me of the quote on The News Quiz a few years ago, something to the effect of, "For next Tuesday's Dieter's gathering, would those coming please use the larger entrance at the side of the chapel".

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      • kernelbogey
        Full Member
        • Nov 2010
        • 5745

        A barber's shop near here, a few years back, had a notice in the window saying 'Barber needed'.

        Under which someone had added 'You can say that again'.

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        • Boilk
          Full Member
          • Dec 2010
          • 976

          Noticed one unusual service offered by this builder, so had to snap my camera!
          (Blacked out numbers/email are my edits).

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          • LeMartinPecheur
            Full Member
            • Apr 2007
            • 4717

            In our local church notices in printed village news-sheet (this is absolutely complete):

            "When tidying up your grave, please could you take everything away with you. Thanks very much."

            Thought we were taught we couldn't take anything with us!
            I keep hitting the Escape key, but I'm still here!

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            • LezLee
              Full Member
              • Apr 2019
              • 634

              Originally posted by Boilk View Post
              Noticed one unusual service offered by this builder, so had to snap my camera!
              (Blacked out numbers/email are my edits).

              For highbrow chat only?

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              • Nick Armstrong
                Host
                • Nov 2010
                • 26533



                (Snapped by a relative this morning at the local vet’s surgery)
                "...the isle is full of noises,
                Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                • Serial_Apologist
                  Full Member
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 37674

                  Originally posted by Nick Armstrong View Post


                  (Snapped by a relative this morning at the local vet’s surgery)
                  But think, you could get a chance to bend it with Beckham!

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                  • DracoM
                    Host
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 12969

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                    • Nick Armstrong
                      Host
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 26533





                      Quite right too
                      "...the isle is full of noises,
                      Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                      Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                      Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                      • Pulcinella
                        Host
                        • Feb 2014
                        • 10921

                        Possibly not original (and I'm not able to reproduce the image) but this made me chuckle:

                        REFUSE TO BE STORED IN BLACK PLASTIC SACKS AND PLACED IN THE CONTAINERS PROVIDED

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                        • Serial_Apologist
                          Full Member
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 37674

                          Originally posted by Pulcinella View Post
                          Possibly not original (and I'm not able to reproduce the image) but this made me chuckle:

                          REFUSE TO BE STORED IN BLACK PLASTIC SACKS AND PLACED IN THE CONTAINERS PROVIDED
                          Wonderful!

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                          • Nick Armstrong
                            Host
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 26533



                            Not a one-off slip - see the variant lower down!

                            And yes I know, I know… trumpeting local crime statistics… met with a muted response… &c. &c.
                            "...the isle is full of noises,
                            Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                            Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                            Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                            • french frank
                              Administrator/Moderator
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 30281

                              Originally posted by Nick Armstrong View Post


                              Not a one-off slip - see the variant lower down!

                              And yes I know, I know… trumpeting local crime statistics… met with a muted response… &c. &c.
                              They managed Neighbourhoods all right though
                              It isn't given us to know those rare moments when people are wide open and the lightest touch can wither or heal. A moment too late and we can never reach them any more in this world.

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                              • oddoneout
                                Full Member
                                • Nov 2015
                                • 9184

                                Originally posted by french frank View Post

                                They managed Neighbourhoods all right though
                                The typos could have been worse, bearing in mind the replacement of the "a" by "e" - good thing the "l" stayed in place.
                                However when you consider that the actual making of the sign would have been contracted out, so gone past more than one person, one does wonder whether no-one saw the mistook, or if perhaps the signmakers decided to leave the Met's poor spelling for all to enjoy...

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