No Association Whatsoever Thread

[ferneyhoughgeliebte]

Helicopter crisps.

[Beef Oven!]

Salt & vinegar Quartets

[Serial_Apologist]

Stall Tories

[Serial_Apologist]

Adam's myth institute

[EdgeleyRob]

[Serial_Apologist]

Moped.

[ferneyhoughgeliebte]

Reminds me of the advertising sign in ASDA as mentioned on last week's News Quiz:

"Show the one you love how much you care.
Valentine's Cards from just 7p."

[Serial_Apologist]

"The late pope has been found to have been human after all", said today's statement from the Dawkins Institute.

In an affidavit, the lady alleged by some with nothing better to do to have been the pope's lover stated, "He told me he was infallilble. It's a sad world where you can't believe anything anybody tells you any more, isn't it?"

[Tevot]

Deaf in Greenwich...

[Serial_Apologist]

A Class string gents

[Nick Armstrong]

Your future depends on your dreams - so I'm off for a snooze

[Serial_Apologist]

- 2/- for short back & sides; 2/6 for a Tony Curtis with DA.

- I'll have the Tony Curtis with DA. With a Boston, please.

- Nice leather jacket Sir. Would Sir be requiring anything... extra for the weekend?

[Beef Oven!]

I'll have the Tony Curtis with DA. And a Boston.

Of course. On which side does sir dress?

[Serial_Apologist]

Of course. On which side does sir dress?

On the side facing the servants' quarters.

[Beef Oven!]

On the side facing the servants' quarters.

Perv.