No Association Whatsoever Thread

[EdgeleyRob]

When I'm feeling tired at work I just use my smart phone to download a nap.

[amateur51]

Just seen an advert for Jose Mourinho's modesty co-ordinator

[EdgeleyRob]

"Music is a safe kind of high."
- Jimi Hendrix

[amateur51]

A variety of weather today ...

[Beef Oven!]

Is there any call for pen-friends, in this day and age?

[Roehre]

Sir Wellington Bombast-Blimp has called, sir

[EdgeleyRob]

Dogs have given us their absolute all.
We are the centre of their universe.
We are the focus of their love and faith and trust.
They serve us in return for scraps.
It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.

[amateur51]

Tee-hee Lawrence

[Tevot]

Call the Admiral...

[amateur51]

If you are hearing this message after 18.30 and before 08:30 ... you're on your own!

[Pianorak]

I have heard of modesty panels . . .

[amateur51]

You are number ninety-seven in the queue ... your call IS important to us!

[Serial_Apologist]

This is for all Mildreds out there...

[Roehre]

I paid my bill. The cheque is in the post. Sent it a month ago already.

[aka Calum Da Jazbo]

... underneath