No Association Whatsoever Thread

[aka Calum Da Jazbo]

toucan

[Serial_Apologist]

Play the game

[Tevot]

"Norman - will you please get out of your mother's clothes and put the knife down? There's a good lad..."

[Serial_Apologist]

Arch

[EdgeleyRob]

four sprung duck technique

[Nick Armstrong]

There’s only one rhyme for ‘burglar’, and that’s ‘gurgler’. Unless you count ‘pergola’.

[amateur51]

I have your bicycle pump Terence - I'm using it to inflate the duck for roasting

[Roehre]

villain

[Tevot]

We always go dutch...

[Beef Oven!]

Batemans XXXB,Timothy Taylors Landlord, Adnams Broadside, Arbelour A'bunadh, Highland Park, Ardmore, Glenfiddich 12 year old export (43%) & Talisker. 5 months.

[EdgeleyRob]

as much use as a cat flap on a submarine

[amateur51]

The new medication makes me fart.
The internet forums say that it makes everyone fart.
An Inconvenient Truth?

[Tevot]

Sit down and chill with Captain Scott...

[burning dog]

No trains today owing to landladies on the line

[aka Calum Da Jazbo]

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