No Association Whatsoever Thread

[EdgeleyRob]

It's not easy trying to keep up with so many association threads,especially when your computer is powered by steam.

[amateur51]

Was that one part gin and three parts tonic or three parts gin ...?

[Anna]

Life's too short to stuff a mushroom, so I think I'll just chop them

[Padraig]

Saturday night at the movies who cares what picture you see?

[EdgeleyRob]

Don't you just hate it when....

[Roehre]

Busy, busy, busy

[Serial_Apologist]

Recycled toilet paper

[amateur51]

Hasn't it gone close

[Serial_Apologist]

The train on Platform 1 is about to depart for Bristle Temple Meads, calling at Reddin, Did Cut, Swin Done, Chip Num, and Baaaath Spah

[amateur51]

You'd mither a nest o' rats, you!

[Alison]

Splash!

[Nick Armstrong]

The train on Platform 1 is about to depart for Bristle Temple Meads, calling at Reddin, Did Cut, Swin Done, Chip Num, and Baaaath Spah

Totally in breach of thread rules but that suddenly put me in mind of the rant by 'Alan Partridge' when reduced to trying to flog his autobiography from a stall on Norwich Station - he harangues a hurrying commuter thus:

"Look at that: he's not even listening. Off to London, no doubt. Go to London! I guarantee you'll either be mugged or not appreciated. Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway."

I will now send myself off

[Roehre]

In order to reduce the use of toilet paper you are requested to use both sides

[amateur51]

Stap me vitals!

[ahinton]

The train on Platform 1 is about to depart for Bristle Temple Meads, calling at Reddin, Did Cut, Swin Done, Chip Num, and Baaaath Spah

Ah - memories are made of this (among other things, of course!).

Anyway...

Dear valued customer,

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