No Association Whatsoever Thread

[burning dog]

She was dressed up like a dog's dinner

[Nick Armstrong]

[Jeeves is in the kitchen recovering from a momentary panic attack]

Bertie Wooster: What on earth's the matter, Jeeves? Jeeves?

Jeeves: I apologize, sir. It was unforgivable of me. I shall be better directly. It's just... Mr. Little's tie, sir. It has... little horseshoes on it, sir.

Bertie Wooster: Oh yes, yes, I noticed that.

Jeeves: It is sometimes difficult just to shrug these things off, sir.

[EdgeleyRob]

[Tevot]

Show mercy to the green lives under your foot.

[antongould]

It's 2014.......I think

[Roehre]

For a change it's raining

[burning dog]

How many light bulbs does it take to change a Neo-liberal economist?

[Padraig]

2014 turned out to be quite an interesting year.

[Roehre]

The cat doesn't like it outside today.

[ferneyhoughgeliebte]

Oh, Christ! There's two of them!

[EdgeleyRob]

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth

[amateur51]

Where did you get these tomatoes, Morag?

[Richard Tarleton]

There's a treecreeper on one of the sycamores outside my window.

[EdgeleyRob]

Jamaica cake?
No,I bought one from Tesco

[Tevot]

It's 90 to 93 FM Kenneth ...