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  • Serial_Apologist
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    • Dec 2010
    • 37710

    Gazza Ladra culture.

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    • eighthobstruction
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      • Nov 2010
      • 6444

      ....nice place to be in but i wouldn't want to live there....do they have bike lanes?
      bong ching

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      • Serial_Apologist
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        • Dec 2010
        • 37710

        Originally posted by eighthobstruction View Post
        ....nice place to be in but i wouldn't want to live there....do they have bike lanes?
        You're getting mixed up with Gizza Job culture.

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        • eighthobstruction
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          • Nov 2010
          • 6444

          ....Kulture Pundit....no words over 4 syllables....opera sets a speciality.... PM offers....<first intention : to take out the second L in Sylables....>....
          Last edited by eighthobstruction; 23-09-20, 14:26.
          bong ching

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          • Serial_Apologist
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            • Dec 2010
            • 37710

            Originally posted by eighthobstruction View Post
            ....Kulture Pundit....no words over 4 syllables....opera sets a speciality.... PM offers....<first intention : to take out the second L in Sylables....>....
            L for leather disappearing act, in double quick time.

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            • Serial_Apologist
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              • Dec 2010
              • 37710

              ***Stop Press Fundraising annoucement!!!***

              Lambeth Beauty Spots Environmental Wrecking Ball proudly announce the opening of several new venues, entry free of charge:

              Freely viewable STREET WATER FEATURES!

              Each year, millions of gallons of water are allowed to be discharged into the Thames and its tributaries in sussessful dramatic escape bids, unseen by members of the public and council officials!

              During the current pandemic we are inviting members of the public - YES! YOU!! - to come and bear witness to one of these events.

              Come and see water bubbling up from unseen underground sources and trickle in serendipitous interweaving streams, only to disappear in the most unlikely places - often neighbouring shops and residential basements!!!

              FOR FREE!!!!!

              In an imaginative and unprecedented initiative in place of expensive remedial action during the summer, Lambeth Council has decreed that for the privilege of experiencing unnecessary wastefulness in its most glaringly obvious manifestation, you the council taxpayer WILL BE TOTALLY UNAWARE that you are paying without knowing that it is part of your contribution towards maintaining local authority negligence!!!

              Unfortunately, owing to unprecedented demand for requests, along with a healthy backlog of complaints, frequency of leakage occurrences precludes any possibility of indicating performance locations - but just think! you will be one step ahead of everyone who just walks past on the other side! The search will be part of the excitement that we have factored into the experience!

              (We should warn that recycled dinghies, courtesy Hastings Recycled Refugees Ltd., will not be available to convey witnesses to any of the sites).

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              • Serial_Apologist
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                • Dec 2010
                • 37710

                Large sign outside ALLeyn's School just now, in large lettering:

                VIRTUAL OPEN EVENT ONLINE



                Only details below for contacts, school head, how to enrol etc.

                Shurely shome contradiction?

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                • Serial_Apologist
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                  • Dec 2010
                  • 37710

                  What is the point of Sarah Beeny?

                  Anyone any ideas?

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                  • LezLee
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                    • Apr 2019
                    • 634

                    Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
                    What is the point of Sarah Beeny?

                    Anyone any ideas?
                    She belongs to the pool of pointless ladies like Claudia Winkleman, Sara Cox, Fearne Cotton, etc.. I can't answer your question!

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                    • johncorrigan
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                      • Nov 2010
                      • 10372

                      Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
                      What is the point of Sarah Beeny?

                      Anyone any ideas?
                      They have to maintain a hat quota?

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                      • eighthobstruction
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                        • Nov 2010
                        • 6444

                        Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
                        What is the point of Sarah Beeny?

                        Anyone any ideas?
                        ....i prostrate and do puja to her good fortune ....the ephemeral nature of yin and yang, the trove chance of all hues, sowing and reaping, venture creating treasure....v.....only joking....silly ol' boulevarde borgeoise bagage....at least she doesn't have a handlebar moustache, a red haired wife and a Chateau in France....STAY REAL....
                        bong ching

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                        • vinteuil
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                          • Nov 2010
                          • 12846

                          Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
                          What is the point of Sarah Beeny?

                          Anyone any ideas?
                          ... well, someone has to fulfil the platonic ideal of the rôle of false consciousness



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                          • oddoneout
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                            • Nov 2015
                            • 9218

                            Originally posted by LezLee View Post
                            She belongs to the pool of pointless ladies like Claudia Winkleman, Sara Cox, Fearne Cotton, etc.. I can't answer your question!
                            Who are the candidates for the pool of pointless gents?

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                            • eighthobstruction
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                              • Nov 2010
                              • 6444

                              Originally posted by oddoneout View Post
                              Who are the candidates for the pool of pointless gents?
                              ....I'm going to make no effort to validate them in any form whatso ever.....in fact forget I wrote....
                              bong ching

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                              • Serial_Apologist
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                                • Dec 2010
                                • 37710

                                Originally posted by LezLee View Post
                                She belongs to the pool of pointless ladies like Claudia Winkleman, Sara Cox, Fearne Cotton, etc.. I can't answer your question!
                                She did, a few years ago, pounce on Penge, a small township a mile south-east from here, and persuade an entire street to makeover their home exteriors to all look exactly alike. EXCEPT for one true S Londoner, who steadfastly refused to join the fun and remained in self-imposed lockdown for the whole week. Since when the name of the district has come to be pronounced to rhyme with the French word "mélange".

                                I must remember to pedal down there sometime and check what it all looks like today.

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