No Association Whatsoever Thread

[burning dog]

I have been in the pub to tell the truth.

Too late to get all the stuff from Costcutter.

[Roehre]

Batman and Robin, or was it Bad men and Robin Hood?

[EdgeleyRob]

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

[burning dog]

Pratt... back to Pratt... Pratt again... a long ball out to Pratt... and now Pratt is on the ball, a neat little flick back inside to Pratt, who takes it nicely and sends it through on the far side to Pratt, Pratt with it but passes instead to Pratt...

[amateur51]

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

Scallops to you too!

[Tevot]

Jean Harlow broke wind the other day...

[Nick Armstrong]

There was a young man at St. John's
Who wanted to bugger the swans.
The vigilant porter
Said, "Sir, take my daughter!
The swans are reserved for the dons!"

[Roehre]

I'm afraid I have either to move house or divorce my wife in order to create space for books and CDs. No room left.

[Serial_Apologist]

Recyclables

[Roehre]

What's that fiery yellowish thing there in the air?

[EdgeleyRob]

I'm luvin the sound of Haydn in the morning.

[aka Calum Da Jazbo]

Bolsover

[amateur51]

Make mine a double, Dr Barnard!

[Roehre]

Never mind. It doesn't really matter anyway

[EdgeleyRob]

Humps for 200 yards