... and Murphy was an optimist!
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This town ain't big enough for the both of us...
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He's got a kangaroo loose in the top paddockComment
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As I walked out one bright May morning.....bong chingComment
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Is it meant to do that?Comment
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Rolled on the thighs of a virgin"...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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....drop dead gorgeous....bong chingComment
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They draw my feetComment
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For complaints call our special complaints line 0900 900 900, only £10.00/minuteComment
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You've got two chances: slim and none and slim has just left town."The sound is the handwriting of the conductor" - Bernard HaitinkComment
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Cashier number ninety-two pleaseComment
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You've got just two choices: take it or leave itComment
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I'll go to the foot of our stairs!Comment
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There's a word for that.Comment
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Tuco: "Hurrah! Hurrah for the Confederacy! HURRAH! Down with General Grant! Hurrah for General... What's his name? Lee! LEE! Ha ha. God is with us because he hates the Yanks too. HURRAH!"
Blondie: [spits] "God is not on our side because he hates idiots also."
[the commander of the cavalry patrol they've just met dusts himself down and reveals his blue uniform]Comment
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