We all know that Typhoo out the t in Britain,but did we ever find out who put the turd in Saturday,or the c**t in Scunthorpe.
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I've finished the cream fudge: now for the chilli chutney with cheddar cheese.It isn't given us to know those rare moments when people are wide open and the lightest touch can wither or heal. A moment too late and we can never reach them any more in this world.Comment
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"...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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"Everything in moderation, including moderation" (Oscar Wilde)...Originally posted by french frank View PostComment
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I saw the new moon late yestreen.Comment
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If I had my time all over again, I wouldn't reincarnate.[FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][B]Numquam Satis![/B][/I][/FONT]Comment
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Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop
In the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip
In the dip da dip da dip?
Who was that man?
I'd like to shake his hand
He made my baby
Fall in love with me (yeah!!)I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.
I am not a number, I am a free man.Comment
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you'll not feel the benefitComment
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We must warn you, this report contains some flash photography.Comment
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Mais si tu dois partir.Comment
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Just seen a bloke,carrying two raincoats, standing in the cemetry.
Looked like Max Bygraves.Comment
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David Pleat turned out to be a most disappointing manager of Leicester City.Comment
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Your caring, sharing, Co-OpComment
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