The usual Christmas Classical and non-Classical associations have not been reopened this Advent - the Bar Humbug factor seems to be dominating this Christmas!
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I suspected a raising of some sort of bar of late, even before the festivities were due to begin.Originally posted by cloughie View PostComment
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Warm at last, the new boiler is running.Comment
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That doesn't have the right number of syllables to be a haiku.Originally posted by gradus View PostComment
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Welcome back warm house
The new boiler is running
Oh blimey, that much
Well I tried!
How about a Christmas haiku thread?Comment
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Or an EQ thread for our techie people. Or maybe an IKEA thread for self-assembling furniture unpackers.Originally posted by gradus View PostComment
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In an unprecedented operation whose consequences would be totally unforseeable, Conservative Party members and voters succeeded in transplanting a pig's brain into the head of a British prime minister.
A spokesperson explained, "The government apologises for any upset this allegation has caused".Comment
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Never try to teach a pig to sing.
You just end up with an annoyed pig.
(Or something like that.)Comment
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^^^ I don't know about a pig singing but how about a dog's dinner ? ... :) ...
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That's no lady (as the comic always would say) - that's the éminence grise.Originally posted by Padraig View PostComment
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The felling of many mature trees in our neighbourhood has left me with no alternatives, so I have taken instead to hugging electric vehicle charging posts.Comment
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It took me an hour to dig up the root of a Josta Berry this afternoon - its a cross between gooseberry and blackcurrant. It grew huge and I rarely managed to pick the fruit before the blackbirds stripped the bush.Comment
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"The Prime Minister is safe in his position because he is human and makes mistakes" - Nadhim Sahawi yesterday.Comment
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