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**EdgeleyRob** · 25-12-13, 00:06

I could murder a B & H,or a Salbutamol.

**mangerton** · 25-12-13, 01:05

My whisky decanter is almost empty.

**Roehre** · 25-12-13, 01:12

Merry Christmas
Nadolig Llawen
Fröhliche Weihnachten
Joyeux Noël
Zalig Kerstmis

**Tevot** · 25-12-13, 01:40

alternative car park...

**amateur51** · 25-12-13, 09:28

Don't leave it there!

**french frank** · 25-12-13, 09:54

My broom handle has a diameter of 2.5mm - I just measured it.

**amateur51** · 25-12-13, 09:56

Does anyone have any idea why I've come into this room?

**eighthobstruction** · 25-12-13, 10:46

....instant gratification....

**aka Calum Da Jazbo** · 25-12-13, 10:54

to a limited extent

**ferneyhoughgeliebte** · 25-12-13, 11:09

This computer has been drinking.

**amateur51** · 25-12-13, 11:10

Made in China

**ferneyhoughgeliebte** · 25-12-13, 11:11

Originally posted by amateur51 View Post

Made in China

FOUL!

(My computer was made in China

)

**eighthobstruction** · 25-12-13, 11:17

....dreamed I was flying....

How to Fly in Your Dreams (with Pictures) - wikiHow

http://www.wikihow.com/Fly-in-Your-Dreams

Flying during a dream carries a sense of liberty, weightlessness, and power that is hard to replicate in waking life. Being able to fly in your dreams can give you a sense of doing the impossible, and with some practice in the art of lucid...

**mangerton** · 25-12-13, 11:26

Don't park on double yellow lines, lest you receive a parking ticket.

**amateur51** · 25-12-13, 11:53

To avoid suffocation keep away from small children

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