No Association Whatsoever Thread

[Serial_Apologist]

Why did the man peeling the onion on the bridge over the River Kwai? Or is that the wrong question?

[EdgeleyRob]

I'm getting really fed up with people continually correcting my grammar.
If it carries on for much longer I will flip,mark my words.

[Lat-Literal]

Progress has set us back years.

[Serial_Apologist]

"Excellent!" exclaimed the condemned prisoner, on finishing his last ever meal. "But why mushrooms?" asked the guard. "Well, you see, I've never dared eat them".

[Lat-Literal]

Jeffrey from Bracknell.

Our genuinely intellectual UKIP ambassador in basic housing and work-wise on high scaffolding.

Well, actually there are several!

Personally, I'm looking forward to the referendum as a great opportunity to decisively abstain.

[Serial_Apologist]

Middle Piddlecombe - not Middle England.

[Lat-Literal]

Vincit Qui Patitur

[Serial_Apologist]

Use your loaf or you'll be brown bread.

[Lat-Literal]

Paris.

[Serial_Apologist]

Phil O'Sangria: fiftifying the over fifties.

[EdgeleyRob]

[Serial_Apologist]

Prime ordural

[Serial_Apologist]

Cane pillars

[Tevot]

alternative aardvark

[Serial_Apologist]

Hard work never killed anyone, our old man used to say when he was still alive.