No Association Whatsoever Thread

[Roehre]

The dark days before Christmas

[Serial_Apologist]

Christmas wheelie binge

[Roehre]

Mince pies with Use by Date Dec 20th 2013

[Radio64]

Winter Riser

[Serial_Apologist]

Pray silence for the Dishonourable Member

[aka Calum Da Jazbo]

when you are in love with a beautiful woman it's hard

[Roehre]

How much? To send a little parcel? I'd better deliver it myself personally

[gradus]

Fire lighters

[Roehre]

Yoghurt with muesli

[Serial_Apologist]

Exploding cycle Genesis

What follows is all dew to Rodney

[vinteuil]

"Oh, you're simply exasperating. You've been reading Nietzsche till you haven't got any sense of moral proportion left. May I ask if you are governed by any laws of conduct whatever?"
"There are certain fixed rules that one observes for one's own comfort. For instance, never be flippantly rude to any inoffensive grey-bearded stranger that you may meet in pine forests or hotel smoking-rooms on the Continent. It always turns out to be the King of Sweden."
"The restraint must be dreadfully irksome to you. When I was younger, boys of your age used to be nice and innocent."
"Now we are only nice. One must specialise in these days. Which reminds me of the man I read of in some sacred book who was given a choice of what he most desired. And because he didn't ask for titles and honours and dignities, but only for immense wealth, these other things came to him also."
"I am sure you didn't read about him in any sacred book."
"Yes; I fancy you will find him in Debrett."

[Roehre]

Baron Hardup, Cinderella's Father. Pleasure to meet you your Highness

[EdgeleyRob]

A man, a plan, a canal, Panama

[Radio64]

Schuhsohlenreinigungsmaschine.

[Serial_Apologist]

"I" before "E", except after "C"; but not in the case of Sheilas!