If you're being chased by a police dog,try not to go through a tunnel,go on a little seesaw,or jump through a hoop of fire.
They are trained for that.
They are trained for that.
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Lux aeterna, long-lasting soap powder.Comment
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Monsoon Eddie GrayComment
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Reaper cushionsComment
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Knees up Gordon Brown!Comment
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On the Oranges of PeachesComment
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Tritsch Tratsch plonkaComment
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Wok around the blockComment
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Heavens to Murgatroyd!"The sound is the handwriting of the conductor" - Bernard HaitinkComment
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Jack Spratt would eat no fat,
His wife would eat no lean;
And so, between the two of them,
They ate the platter clean.Comment
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Rising ninth always gets 'emComment
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Tremolando?
No thanks, just put one outComment
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War is over, if you want it.
Yoko Ono, 1969Comment
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"Lah a note to follow soh" - they don't write 'em like that any moreComment
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