No Association Whatsoever Thread

**Honoured Guest** · 27-09-14, 23:15

The Quint-essential Peter Pears

**Serial_Apologist** · 27-09-14, 23:54

Soap opera

**Petrushka** · 27-09-14, 23:57

You've got two chances: slim and none, and slim's just left town.

**Roehre** · 28-09-14, 08:32

Britten?
No, Irish

**amateur51** · 28-09-14, 11:16

I took Cnythia truffling in the woods this morning.

Cnythia? I think you mean Cynthia

Dammit man, I know my own pig's name!

**Tapiola** · 28-09-14, 11:20

Osiris needs to give his wife a good talking to.

**amateur51** · 28-09-14, 11:25

Is this the first time that a Tory MP has resigned because he's sent pics of his portions to a constituent?

**aka Calum Da Jazbo** · 28-09-14, 13:29

Africa

**ferneyhoughgeliebte** · 28-09-14, 13:42

No; 'andles for forks.

**amateur51** · 28-09-14, 14:10

Prunes tonight and semolina.
Wrinkled prunes,
Unpolished rice .

**ferneyhoughgeliebte** · 28-09-14, 15:11

Is this a rhetorical question mark?

**amateur51** · 28-09-14, 15:18

Mr Croker, call him Arthur
Such a keen philatelist
Making sheeps' eyes at Louisa
"After dinner there'll be whist"

**Serial_Apologist** · 28-09-14, 16:21

Stop the Coalition war

**amateur51** · 28-09-14, 16:25

I'm a lonely little petunia in the onion patch

**Tapiola** · 28-09-14, 17:15

Call the Police, Miss Blennerhasset.

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