No Association Whatsoever Thread

[Radio64]

Haydn Seek.

[amateur51]

Handy tip No 34.

Save yourself any embarrasment when visitors pop round unexpectedly by leaving a few 'Get Well Soon' cards on the mantle piece. They will think you have been ill and not just too lazy to do the housework.

[amateur51]

Transubstantiation - that'll make a change

[Roehre]

Put your right foot in, put your right foot out.....

[amateur51]

Were you copper-bottoming 'em my man?

No I was aluminiuming 'em ma'am.

[Roslynmuse]

Tripping through a meadow one bright summer's day I stopped to pick a buttercup.

Why people leave their buttocks lying around, I've no idea.

[Roehre]

From which pole are you, north or south?

[amateur51]

Pattie, Maxine and LaVerne

[EdgeleyRob]

A hedgehog trained to scuttle up and down the table from guest to guest makes an unusual mobile cheese and pineapple cube nibble dispenser at cocktail parties.

[greenilex]

A love some thing, God wot

[amateur51]

Noonoo and Nada and Nell

[Radio64]

Stalin wasn't stallin'

[amateur51]

Don't mind if I do ...

[Roehre]

Humbug it is, all humbug

[amateur51]

Why don't you try keeping quiet for a while, give that nasty gash under your nose a chance to heal?