Come along quietly please, Maestro

[Nick Armstrong]

for sartorial crimes.jean yves thibaudet

Acquitted with unconditional pardon, thanks to subdued attire and superlative playing at the 2013 Proms.

Next case!

[Flay]

Next case!

Please forgive me m'lud <ahem> but we have not as yet discussed your fee...

[MrGongGong]

Just for being unbelievably annoying and never making good music. Bjork. (I have tried to like her music, I really have).
.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MixrSzIa264

surely this is what we need MORE of on TV ?
Not cheeky chappy Gareth with his fake choir nonsense ?

[teamsaint]

Acquitted with unconditional pardon, thanks to subdued attire and superlative playing at the 2013 Proms.

Next case!

Well, before court goes into recess, Please explain THESE, Monsieur Thibonesteak.....

[teamsaint]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MixrSzIa264

surely this is what we need MORE of on TV ?
Not cheeky chappy Gareth with his fake choir nonsense ?

Oh 100% on sweet molly, but Bjork is just off the scale for me .Sorry, tried another one today (on COTW) . I'll accept its my failing, but still ....wait till Beefy reads this, she is his pin up girl.

[MrGongGong]

Oh 100% on sweet molly, but Bjork is just off the scale for me .Sorry, tried another one today (on COTW) . I'll accept its my failing, but still ....wait till Beefy reads this, she is his pin up girl.

If you find her off the scale try Diamanda Galas

[Flosshilde]

Glad you've got that off your chest, GG.

But let's try to keep it light-hearted for the season

He was being light-hearted!

[Beef Oven!]

Oh 100% on sweet molly, but Bjork is just off the scale for me .Sorry, tried another one today (on COTW) . I'll accept its my failing, but still ....wait till Beefy reads this, she is his pin up girl.

I like Diamanda Galas too

[teamsaint]

that Diamanta seems a perky lass.... happy to listen to her.

[Beef Oven!]

that Diamanta seems a perky lass.... happy to listen to her.

Isn't the cut off point for a 'lass' 23?

[teamsaint]

Isn't the cut off point for a 'lass' 23?

not in wiltshire. A whole different and rather sophisticated set of criteria round here.
And in Southmpton a "nipper" only seems to need an extant father.

Anyway, under 23's went out in the 70's, its under 21's these days.

[Beef Oven!]

not in wiltshire. A whole different and rather sophisticated set of criteria round here.
And in Southmpton a "nipper" only seems to need an extant father.

Anyway, under 23's went out in the 70's, its under 21's these days.

Hmmm. dodgy part of the world.

[Barbirollians]

Reginald Goodall - leaving aside his reprehensible views - for making Wagner seem even more interminable than ever - his recordings live up to the Blackadder joke - the Teutonic reputation for brutality is well founded their operas last for several days .

[Beef Oven!]

Reginald Goodall - leaving aside his reprehensible views - for making Wagner seem even more interminable than ever - his recordings live up to the Blackadder joke - the Teutonic reputation for brutality is well founded their operas last for several days .

When twerp-boy doesn't get something, it's like a Kitemark.

[Nick Armstrong]

Well, before court goes into recess, Please explain THESE, Monsieur Thibonesteak.....

The point is well-made, but he has since learnt the error of his ways, and is in any event serving a lifetime of embarrassment for such past misdemeanours.