Come along quietly please, Maestro

[Alain Maréchal]

How about contractually requiring him to conduct nothing but the second viennese school for a year?

[BBMmk2]

Katheryn Jenkins and any of those supposedly classical artists who call themselves as such, they can ALL go!!

[ahinton]

What about Charlotte Jenkins and Katherine Church?

Joint charge: pretending to be able to sing and having publicists et al persuade zillions of people that they can
Sentence: that for the remainder of their respective lives they may not come within less than 20,000km of Wales.

[french frank]

How about contractually requiring him to conduct nothing but the second viennese school for a year?

That's a good one!

[BBMmk2]

What about Charlotte Jenkins and Katherine Church?

Joint charge: pretending to be able to sing and having publicists et al persuade zillions of people that they can
Sentence: that for the remainder of their respective lives they may not come within less than 20,000km of Wales.

I mentioned them just above!! :)

[ahinton]

I mentioned them just above!! :)

Then we're clearly of the same mind, but I did not know that you'd done that at the time of posting as your post predates mine by 2 minutes maximum!

[Flay]

Charged with inappropriate use of safety pins



Would anyone else like to file charges?

[Flosshilde]

Misappropriation of a Mockney accent.

[BBMmk2]

Then we're clearly of the same mind, but I did not know that you'd done that at the time of posting as your post predates mine by 2 minutes maximum!

We on the same wavelength then!! :)

[MrGongGong]

Paul McCartney for (dis)-services to music education by reinforcing the myth of spontaneity in pop music (and pretending that he doesn't understand notation when more or less EVERYTHING he has done has included some people playing from it )

Gareth Malone : for being a bad actor and trying to fool people into thinking that what is on TV is NOT a piece of theatre AND (I stumbled into this by accident the other night ! ) saying on TV that there were only three things involved in music..... the score>learning the score> and performing the score
and another thing he said too some disenchanted participant "It's only music" !!!! ONLY MUSIC FFS go away you pathetic little thesp music is much more important than your little media show

Eric Whitacre......... WHO on earth thought it was a good idea to ask him about serialism ??????


The only problem is that I don't think these are "trumped up"

[Flay]

Glad you've got that off your chest, GG.

But let's try to keep it light-hearted for the season

[MrGongGong]

Glad you've got that off your chest, GG.

But let's try to keep it light-hearted for the season

I've hardly started HO HO HO

Feeling much better now thanks .......... co-incidentally one of my brothers is in Antarctica at the moment , I'll ask him is he wants to share his tent with Ms Knowles

[pastoralguy]

Charged with inappropriate use of safety pins



Would anyone else like to file charges?

A complete waste of his talents. Where is his recording of ALL the Bach Solo music for violin? Why did he abandon audiences in Scotland who gave him so much support at the very beginning of his career? Why didn't he work on his tone production? Why did he walk the Malvern Hills in the rain playing instruments loaned to him by young makers? (Yes, really!)

Why has he deserted his talent to become an 'entertainer' rather than an artist?

God only knows what his mentor and teacher, Yehudi Menuhin, would make of his antics.

[MrGongGong]

God only knows what his mentor and teacher, Yehudi Menuhin, would make of his antics.

I thought Yehudi was in Antarctica already for pretending to be a conductor ?
(allegedly .........)

I know what you mean though, Jazz is a "waste" innit (ducks behind sofa )

[teamsaint]

for sartorial crimes.jean yves thibaudet

Just for being unbelievably annoying and never making good music. Bjork. (I have tried to like her music, I really have).

In the music presenters category that I think we should have...
Sean Rafferty, for being inexcusably badly prepared to do a highly sought after job.also for world record obsequiousness.

But TBH, I would leave 2gongs in charge of this. He seems to have the evidence......

Oh , and I would support sending kennedy off, just for being SO discourteous to his audience, when I went to see him.
(worst case i have ever seen, and I've see Siouxsie and the Banshees ).