The R3 Forum Panto: auditions and casting OPEN!

[eighthobstruction]

lets hope nobody makes a Pritt of themselves, and that everybody adheres to the rules.

....if they are going to adhere ....lets hope they stick to it....

[aka Calum Da Jazbo]

rules? rules?

[umslopogaas]

Favourite Julian Clary joke: [in response to opening applause] "Oh thank you, thank you, I do like a warm hand on my entrance."

Since I am a mighty Zulu warrior and wielder of a fearsome battle axe, I need a part where I can flash my big chopper.

"It will be a good fight, Macumazahn. I tell you I smell blood, I smell blood!"

[Alain Maréchal]

Perhaps the ultimate alternative Panto needs a revival:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppy_%28musical%29

[BBMmk2]

So what characters have we?

[eighthobstruction]

So what characters have we?

Bit of a hotch potch I think bbm....I've noticed that writing wise EdgelyRob has put forth some very witty one liners on various threads.....I'm still very taken by the Pedants Chorus and see them dressed as crows sat on a television antenna possibly singing a grammar book....and a skit should certainly be reserved so that Richard Tarleton gets to shout Tarrega !!....

[amateur51]

Bit of a hotch potch I think bbm....I've noticed that writing wise EdgelyRob has put forth some very witty one liners on various threads.....I'm still very taken by the Pedants Chorus and see them dressed as crows sat on a television antenna possibly singing a grammar book....and a skit should certainly be reserved so that Richard Tarleton gets to shout Tarrega !!....

[eighthobstruction]

I've got it ....a version of : You say Tarrega and I say Tarrega....someone of greater knowledge than I should certainly write that one....

[eighthobstruction]

Ha Ha Hee hee Friends of R3 are we....
We fight the foe Ol' Woger Double U
Because BBC complaints "We are sorry to trouble you".
To mediate we try - tis ff " To do or die"
While many turn off with a tired sigh
To a lower level we say you sank - to be frank
From you - no returns and faces blank.....

[Richard Tarleton]

Love the crows.

A patter song along the lines of this, only with composers' names - all the ones RC makes a hash of.....

[BBMmk2]

I could take after Richard III?

[Anna]

I could take after Richard III?

In what way BBM? Are we to have two young Princes in The Tower and you, the Baddie, (Boo. Hiss. He's behind you)) causing mayhew with a pillow? And who shall play the two young gents, do we have any fine young gennulmen wiv silken hair amongst us?
(or, is this a post-modernist ironic take on Babes in the Wood you are suggesting?)

[BBMmk2]

In what way BBM? Are we to have two young Princes in The Tower and you, the Baddie, (Boo. Hiss. He's behind you)) causing mayhew with a pillow? And who shall play the two young gents, do we have any fine young gennulmen wiv silken hair amongst us?
(or, is this a post-modernist ironic take on Babes in the Wood you are suggesting?)

What a good idea Anna! I was a pirate in Blackbeard Production once!