So heartbroken am I over the loss of wall-to-wall film music that I emailed Controller Wright about a possible follow-up "fix". Sadly, I'm yet to receive a reply, but I thought I'd canvas Forumites for more support, so here is what I wrote.
Dear Sir Roger
Following the almighty success of Schubert Week and the simply amazing (wow!) Sounds of Cinema, I have a suggestion for an amusing follow-up "themed" project. My point is, that while it is all very well celebrating humans (such as Mozart, Bach and Schubert) and artefacts (such as film) we seem to have missed a link in the chain: animals!
So it is that I hope we may look forward soon to Sheep Week on R3.
Let's start with our favourite presenters: how droll it would be for one or both of the Sara(h)s to be dressed up in fleeces and go around on all fours, whilst looking pertly up at the publicity cameras and "waggling their tails behind them". I'm sure they'd be keen to do this, in the name of Charity. What sports they are!
Michael Berkeley's Baa Baa Black Sheep will be opera of the week, in a hilarious live relay from the Met. conducted by James L(ewe)ne. Murakami's Wild Sheep Chase will be dramatised by Andrew Lamb and performed (sheepishly of course) as the Classic Drama, once everyone has gone to bed on Sunday night.
Choral Evensong will be an all-Britten affair, with Rejoice in the Lamb as its centrepiece.
There'll be Lady Caroline Lamb (that classic RR-B celluloid masterwork) being rammed (ha ha) down our throats by the presenter of the new Film Show, Maria Ewing.
We'll be treated to jazz versions of Sheep May Safely Graze by Geoffrey Smith; and even the Early Music Show will join in the fun, with Lucy Sheaping offering us genuine Palestinian shepherds doing it on Israeli shawms (Barenboim conducts).
The guest of the week on Rob Cowan's Breakfast will naturally be that charming c-lister Agnus Day. Rob's Friday "surprise" will be Tavener's Little Lamb, who Made Thee, which Agnus will probably think is from the great, great soundtrack to Silence of the Lambs.
All this and much, much more!
Finally, the entire team will perform All We Like Sheep (don't we just!) with Petroc Trelawny on kazoo, and you yourself, Sir Roger, conducting with an illuminated shepherd's crook - all for charity, of course.
I can hardly wait. In fact, do you mind if I book my ticket (one way) to New Zealand now?
Yours most sincerely
Master Jacques
Following the almighty success of Schubert Week and the simply amazing (wow!) Sounds of Cinema, I have a suggestion for an amusing follow-up "themed" project. My point is, that while it is all very well celebrating humans (such as Mozart, Bach and Schubert) and artefacts (such as film) we seem to have missed a link in the chain: animals!
So it is that I hope we may look forward soon to Sheep Week on R3.
Let's start with our favourite presenters: how droll it would be for one or both of the Sara(h)s to be dressed up in fleeces and go around on all fours, whilst looking pertly up at the publicity cameras and "waggling their tails behind them". I'm sure they'd be keen to do this, in the name of Charity. What sports they are!
Michael Berkeley's Baa Baa Black Sheep will be opera of the week, in a hilarious live relay from the Met. conducted by James L(ewe)ne. Murakami's Wild Sheep Chase will be dramatised by Andrew Lamb and performed (sheepishly of course) as the Classic Drama, once everyone has gone to bed on Sunday night.
Choral Evensong will be an all-Britten affair, with Rejoice in the Lamb as its centrepiece.
There'll be Lady Caroline Lamb (that classic RR-B celluloid masterwork) being rammed (ha ha) down our throats by the presenter of the new Film Show, Maria Ewing.
We'll be treated to jazz versions of Sheep May Safely Graze by Geoffrey Smith; and even the Early Music Show will join in the fun, with Lucy Sheaping offering us genuine Palestinian shepherds doing it on Israeli shawms (Barenboim conducts).
The guest of the week on Rob Cowan's Breakfast will naturally be that charming c-lister Agnus Day. Rob's Friday "surprise" will be Tavener's Little Lamb, who Made Thee, which Agnus will probably think is from the great, great soundtrack to Silence of the Lambs.
All this and much, much more!
Finally, the entire team will perform All We Like Sheep (don't we just!) with Petroc Trelawny on kazoo, and you yourself, Sir Roger, conducting with an illuminated shepherd's crook - all for charity, of course.
I can hardly wait. In fact, do you mind if I book my ticket (one way) to New Zealand now?
Yours most sincerely
Master Jacques
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