Ten rules for being well-dressed: to follow, or to flout?

[amateur51]

I don't think there's any part of a man that looks revolting, in general. Agreed that some bits look better than others

Women who cram their feet into pointed, high-heeled shoes have the worse feet - deformed toes, & stretched tendons.

What about men who do that, Flossie?

[Anna]

I don't think there's any part of a man that looks revolting, in general. Agreed that some bits look better than others
Women who cram their feet into pointed, high-heeled shoes have the worse feet - deformed toes, & stretched tendons.

Some men's bits look worse than others in the cold light of day!
However, I do have a weakness for the way men's hair curls around from the nape of their neck towards their big ears just above the shirt collar ...... I think that's rather lovely
Unfortunately I have not feet, but paddles. God help Me, but I am a size 6 But they are not deformed, merely large. I dislike them, I wish I had dainty feet.

[amateur51]

Yes, Victoria Beckham has said that she has to wear high-heeled slippers because she can't wear flat shoes (not that she can be described as being 'later in life').

Well not without the advice of a good libel lawyer, Flossie

Anyone know of one? winkeye:

[eighthobstruction]

Some men's bits look worse than others in the cold light of day!
However, I do have a weakness for the way men's hair curls around from the nape of their neck towards their big ears just above the shirt collar ...... I think that's rather lovely
Unfortunately I have not feet, but paddles. God help Me, but I am a size 6 But they are not deformed, merely large. I dislike them, I wish I had dainty feet.

Yes but then Anna there are those men whose ears grow enormous as they grow older, and it's the hair on and in their ears that rests on their collars....

[Anna]

Yes but then Anna there are those men whose ears grow enormous as they grow older, and it's the hair on and in their ears that rests on their collars....

Oh dear. I wish you hadn't mentioned that, to be honest 8obs, if you are also going to mention nose hair - then I would rather you wouldn't!!
Typical Cali - he starts a thread and then flits off!

[anotherbob]

What's a tie ?

Ties are unlucky....
The last time I wore one I got married.

[Flosshilde]

What about men who do that, Flossie?

Agreed - it's the high heels, not the gender of the wearer

(I could never get a pair to fit )

[Flosshilde]

Yes but then Anna there are those men whose ears grow enormous as they grow older, and it's the hair on and in their ears that rests on their collars....

[eighthobstruction]

After going a post too far on Sunday [Hornspieler incident] (still living it down)....you are safe Anna....I will comply....

....Cal Metrosexing it about I expect (Friday innit, just got his pay envelope and gone down the dogs)....

[Nick Armstrong]

Typical Cali - he starts a thread and then flits off!

Just flut back again, having evaded the rain.

Loved reading this thread all in one go! Ain't arf taken orf ain't it !

Men's bits and bingo wings, eh!

Big old-men's-ears and the signals clothes can send out are all to be found here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNDPzpreaow

Enfield, Whitehouse and Higson in brilliant form (there's a series of similar sketches)

[Nick Armstrong]

....Cal Metrosexing it about I expect (Friday innit, just got his pay envelope and gone down the dogs)....

Au contraire, Blackadder!

[Anna]

....Cal Metrosexing it about I expect (Friday innit, just got his pay envelope and gone down the dogs)....

Watch Out! Watch Out! There's a Metrosexual About!!
(you'll get me into trouble one of these days 8obs!)

[eighthobstruction]

Oh dear....just the ears were enough to make me spit my tea Cal....

[Nick Armstrong]

Oh dear....just the ears were enough to make me spit my tea Cal....

Absolutely wonderful prosthetic tabs, aren't they!

[Nick Armstrong]

Ties are unlucky....
The last time I wore one I got married.

Nice one bob, very nice one indeed!