Ten rules for being well-dressed: to follow, or to flout?

[amateur51]

You ain't seen my feet!

Edit: men's feet look revolting in any case.

There are clubs up the West End where ... never mind

[Serial_Apologist]

Actually I do have a few rules, sort of.

1. Never wear formal shoes with bare legs.

I think black and Asian women get away with doing this, otherwise you need to get tanned or apply tan.

3. Overweight people, male or female, shouldn't wear tee-shirts. (Is that how you spell it? T-shirts?)

Either way will do, I think Mary. I think T-shirts look passable on larger people as long as they aren't too tight-fitting against unwanted bulges!

4. Don't wear sleeveless tops if your upper arms wobble.

I think the term is, "possess bingo flaps"!

[amateur51]

Actually I do have a few rules, sort of.

1. Never wear formal shoes with bare legs.

2. Natural fabrics are better than synthetics.

3. Overweight people, male or female, shouldn't wear tee-shirts. (Is that how you spell it? T-shirts?)

4. Don't wear sleeveless tops if your upper arms wobble.

The most sensible set I've seen yet, Mary.

I loved my Nain's wobbly arms. When I was a nipper I'd go up to her & say "Can I play with your arms, please Nain?" and she'd just stand there with her hands on her hips so I could put my face on the underside & just blow

Then we'd both fall about laughing & then we'd hear Taid coming up the hall demanding to know what all the noise was about and Nain would be shushing me.

Happy Days!*




* We made our own fun in them days

[MrGongGong]

There are clubs up the West End where ... never mind

I thought they had all moved to Vauxhall ?
(between MI6 and the LPO offices )

[amateur51]

I thought they had all moved to Vauxhall ?
(between MI6 and the LPO offices )

Oh they're there if you know where to look

[eighthobstruction]

Are you refering to clubs where men sit around exposing feet....a new one on me !!

[Serial_Apologist]

Oh they're there if you know where to look

I'm always very careful cycling around the Vauxhall gyratory to make sure I'm in the correct lane! It could be a matter of life or death!!

[amateur51]

Are you refering to clubs where men sit around exposing feet....a new one on me !!

All human life is there, eighth - with the alternative odd mammal thrown in.

[amateur51]

I'm always very careful cycling around the Vauxhall gyratory to make sure I'm in the correct lane! It could be a matter of life or death!!

Quite

[Mary Chambers]

I loved my Nain's wobbly arms. When I was a nipper I'd go up to her & say "Can I play with your arms, please Nain?" and she'd just stand there with her hands on her hips so I could put my face on the underside & just blow:yike

She obviously wasn't obeying the rules, ams!

Luckily, I know enough Welsh to know who you're talking about. It sounds a happy relationship.

[eighthobstruction]

I think Bingo Wings is such a clever way of describing wobbly arms....

[Flosshilde]

You ain't seen my feet!

Edit: men's feet look revolting in any case.

I don't think there's any part of a man that looks revolting, in general. Agreed that some bits look better than others

Women who cram their feet into pointed, high-heeled shoes have the worse feet - deformed toes, & stretched tendons.

[eighthobstruction]

Apparently later in life when they have to wear flat shoes, they have trouble walking due to those tendons....

[Flosshilde]

Yes, Victoria Beckham has said that she has to wear high-heeled slippers because she can't wear flat shoes (not that she can be described as being 'later in life').

[eighthobstruction]

"It's life Jim, but not as we know it"....