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  • Ferretfancy
    Full Member
    • Nov 2010
    • 3487
    #1

    Parturition

    It's now nine hours since a certain lady went to the hospital to give birth, and nobody here has mentioned it yet!

    COME ON CHAPS AND CHAPESSES ! RALLY ROUND !
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  • Bryn
    Banned
    • Mar 2007
    • 24688
    #2
    Originally posted by Ferretfancy View Post
    It's now nine hours since a certain lady went to the hospital to give birth, and nobody here has mentioned it yet!

    COME ON CHAPS AND CHAPESSES ! RALLY ROUND !
    First I've heard. Who is it you are referring to?

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    • Flosshilde
      Full Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 7988
      #3
      Originally posted by Ferretfancy View Post
      It's now nine hours since a certain lady went to the hospital to give birth, and nobody here has mentioned it yet!

      COME ON CHAPS AND CHAPESSES ! RALLY ROUND !
      Oh yes I did -

      Originally posted by Flosshilde View Post
      When it was announced on the radio that she'd 'gone into labour...' my reaction was that it's the closest she'll get to work for the rest of her life.

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      • ahinton
        Full Member
        • Nov 2010
        • 16123
        #4
        Originally posted by Ferretfancy View Post
        It's now nine hours since a certain lady went to the hospital to give birth, and nobody here has mentioned it yet!

        COME ON CHAPS AND CHAPESSES ! RALLY ROUND !
        "Rally round" what, exactly? I didn't know that there was, or neeed to be, a rally going on...

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        • ahinton
          Full Member
          • Nov 2010
          • 16123
          #5
          Originally posted by Bryn View Post
          First I've heard. Who is it you are referring to?
          A difficult one to answer, that; it could be any one of dozens of ladies who will probably have gone to hospital for that purpose earlier today.

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          • ferneyhoughgeliebte
            Gone fishin'
            • Sep 2011
            • 30163
            #6
            Originally posted by ahinton View Post
            "Rally round" what, exactly?
            I think Ferretf wants us all to shout "Push!"?
            [FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][B]Numquam Satis![/B][/I][/FONT]

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            • scottycelt
              #7
              Originally posted by ahinton View Post
              A difficult one to answer, that; it could be any one of dozens of ladies who will probably have gone to hospital for that purpose earlier today.
              Yes, but only one baby is likely to end up King or Queen of the Great British Empire, ahinton!

              Get real man ...

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              • mangerton
                Full Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 3346
                #8
                Another baby to be paid for by the taxpayer. What's to celebrate?

                It's either Chld Benefit and Child Tax Credit, or the Privy Purse.

                The only difference is the latter is a damn sight more than the former.

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                • Boilk
                  Full Member
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 976
                  #9
                  Originally posted by scottycelt View Post
                  Yes, but only one baby is likely to end up King or Queen of the Great British Empire, ahinton!
                  A baby king or queen? That should at least make the coronation entertaining. Will it cry or scream during the proceedings; or maybe vomit all over the royal ermine?

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                  • Beef Oven
                    #10
                    Originally posted by Boilk View Post
                    A baby king or queen? That should at least make the coronation entertaining. Will it cry or scream during the proceedings; or maybe vomit all over the royal ermine?
                    Hopefully it will instinctively only vomit over plebs (despite the Monarchy's pointless attempts at modernisation).

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                    • Ferretfancy
                      Full Member
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 3487
                      #11
                      Originally posted by ferneyhoughgeliebte View Post
                      I think Ferretf wants us all to shout "Push!"?
                      You obviously haven't seen many old movies, the required shout is " HOT WATER ! "

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                      • Sir Velo
                        Full Member
                        • Oct 2012
                        • 3259
                        #12
                        If the Royal Baby were Australian it would have been out by now....

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                        • ferneyhoughgeliebte
                          Gone fishin'
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 30163
                          #13
                          Originally posted by Sir Velo View Post
                          If the Royal Baby were Australian it would have been out by now....
                          [FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][B]Numquam Satis![/B][/I][/FONT]

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                          • Nick Armstrong
                            Host
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 26572
                            #14
                            Originally posted by Sir Velo View Post
                            If the Royal Baby were Australian it would have been out by now....
                            "...the isle is full of noises,
                            Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                            Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                            Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                            • Gordon
                              Full Member
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 1425
                              #15
                              "Parturition!!!?? What a lovely Anthony Burgess word!!

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