Test Your Vocabulary

[teamsaint]

Browser.....b r o w s e r....a lovely slow, lazy word. A ruminant not in a hurry. A yawn on the lawn. A lazy cow in fact. Strange that one should expect a 'browser' to work at lightning speed.

Sorry. It's been a long day.

wowzer.
some of the words on that quiz are made up........

[Sir Velo]

I'm loving some of these excuses guys! Slow browsers; harder questions; long days at the office; too much vino; not enough caffeine. Keep 'em coming...

[Nick Armstrong]

I'm loving some of these excuses guys! Slow browsers; harder questions; long days at the office; too much vino; not enough caffeine. Keep 'em coming...

[mangerton]

I'm loving some of these excuses guys! Slow browsers; harder questions; long days at the office; too much vino; not enough caffeine. Keep 'em coming...

I've just tried this four times. Highest score was 3940, and lowest 3840.

But then, the weather here today has been deplorable, it's Tuesday, and there's an "R" in the month. I also think the moon's in the wrong phase.

[teamsaint]

my laptop has a touchpad that requires a heavy hit, thus taking up valuable microseconds.

[Beef Oven]

3860 on a slow 3G mobile phone with slow Internet. I am obviously a genius.

[teamsaint]

3860 on a slow 3G mobile phone with slow Internet. I am obviously a genius.

but not afraid to state the obvious.

you can get internet on a phone? in the north?

[Beef Oven]

but not afraid to state the obvious.

you can get internet on a phone? in the north?

Don't joke - the Internet up here is terrible. The people are lovely though.

[teamsaint]

Don't joke - the Internet up here is terrible. The people are lovely though.

Actually, sensibly for once, I always found Manchester people the friendliest in Britain.

Brilliant grub too.

You can buy a sausage Barm cake the size of the charity shield for about 79p.

Sorry to hear about the web though. Still they do have trams in Manchesterford.

[Nick Armstrong]

You can buy a sausage Barm cake the size of the charity shield for about 79p.

I've just realised what I'm hungry for right now!

[Beef Oven]

Actually, sensibly for once, I always found Manchester people the friendliest in Britain.

Brilliant grub too.

You can buy a sausage Barm cake the size of the charity shield for about 79p.

Sorry to hear about the web though. Still they do have trams in Manchesterford.

WTF is a Sausage Barm Cake?

[teamsaint]

WTF is a Sausage Barm Cake?

Well that would be a big ZERO on the vocab test !

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=i7qcTlucczA-WM&tbnid=LQcAaIxVASChGM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fitm%2FSAUSAGE-ON-TOAST-BARM-CAKE-STICKER-CAFE-TRAILER-320x230-%2F160531869060&ei=JMxIUZniA8Gw0AXct4E4&psig=AFQjCNF8RzuJcVl5JEoTpcw0JEuC3QU0sw&ust=1363811688070760

Are you really in Manchester ?!

[Nick Armstrong]

WTF is a Sausage Barm Cake?

[Beef Oven]

Well that would be a big ZERO on the vocab test !

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=i7qcTlucczA-WM&tbnid=LQcAaIxVASChGM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fitm%2FSAUSAGE-ON-TOAST-BARM-CAKE-STICKER-CAFE-TRAILER-320x230-%2F160531869060&ei=JMxIUZniA8Gw0AXct4E4&psig=AFQjCNF8RzuJcVl5JEoTpcw0JEuC3QU0sw&ust=1363811688070760

Are you really in Manchester ?!

That looks scrummy!

Yes, I am really in Manchester. Been working here for 6 weeks now. So much for retirement

[teamsaint]

That looks scrummy!

Yes, I am really in Manchester. Been working here for 6 weeks now. So much for retirement

good news. None of that unseemly queuing at the Post Office for you then.