Yesterday, I attended a local fair and became so engrossed in things that I lost track of time. It was in the mid afternoon that I felt somewhat famished and repaired to a stall selling pasties.
"Good afternoon - you know, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse."
"Well, Squire" says the man in the boater, "you're in luck; I'm just back from Tesco with a new lot of mince!"
It was delicious and I thoroughly enjoyed it in the knowledge that the equine ingredient has yet to kill anyone whereas the NHS has bumped people off in the thousands.
"Good afternoon - you know, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse."
"Well, Squire" says the man in the boater, "you're in luck; I'm just back from Tesco with a new lot of mince!"
It was delicious and I thoroughly enjoyed it in the knowledge that the equine ingredient has yet to kill anyone whereas the NHS has bumped people off in the thousands.
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