I recently analysed all my spam and considered what it said of me. Well, it seems I'm impotent, alcoholic, immobile and horribly in need of car insurance and express exhaust replacement. Now for a starters, I don't have a car ...
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That's the trouble with the internet. You can't reflect it back at 'em.
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I have a bevy of Russian ladies all desperate to be my wife.....Comment
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What gets me is how much they know. To the nearest centimetre.
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I worked as a school teacher many years ago in the days of wooden desks into which words could be carved. I reported to a colleague that a message about him had appeared stating: "___________ is a w*nker". He replied: "Yes, but what worries me is how they found out".Originally posted by Pabmusic View PostWhat gets me is how much they know. To the nearest centimetre.Comment
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That's not "spam": you've been getting my mail!Originally posted by Stillhomewardbound View Post
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][B]Numquam Satis![/B][/I][/FONT]Comment
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Originally posted by ferneyhoughgeliebte View PostThat's not "spam": you've been getting my mail!
Apparently certain parts of my anatomy need enlarging and others reducing - uncanny! - but my question is, how do they know? 
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You really must get some curtains ....Originally posted by amateur51 View Post Apparently certain parts of my anatomy need enlarging and others reducing - uncanny! - but my question is, how do they know? bong chingComment
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Oh it's you with the infra-red camera! I was hoping it was Attenborough with his rhino-filming Starlight specialOriginally posted by eighthobstruction View Post
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I've just had an email headed 'lots of enhancements at no extra cost!'.Originally posted by amateur51 View Post Apparently certain parts of my anatomy need enlarging and others reducing - uncanny! - but my question is, how do they know? 
It's from the company that hosts my website 
. So they've obviously decided to use the 'come hither' method of marketing
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I love the mini-soap-opera that surely must come with one of those walk-in baths.
"Oh Nan!! How many times? You're meant to let the water out first!
Nan: Well, I does too.
"Yes, but by pulling the plug! Not swinging the door open."
Nan: Oh I can't be done with that waiting for the water to drain. Sitting there shivering me tits off? Not right at my age. Not when I got me emails to check.
"Oh, Nan ... Not another Nigerian email scam operation again.
Nan: Well, that bath didn't pay for itself. Suckers!!Last edited by Stillhomewardbound; 29-01-13, 00:39. Reason: Replacement of 'wotsits' with 'tits'. Well, it is 2013 and I think we can cope with this more comical twist.Comment
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