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"Bach: Works for Strumpet" ...sounds more like a libellous headline than La Balsom's latest album...
"...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
You'll never outdo my puns for sheer awfulness, Anna
Yes, I know, but I get an E for effort? Or, is it an F for feeble?
I think a satisfying word is one which sounds delicious and which you can roll around your mouth before saying it aloud. So, before I go, a few more of ones I love:
I think a satisfying word is one which sounds delicious and which you can roll around your mouth before saying it aloud. So, before I go, a few more of ones I love:
Caliban, Thank you for the Derek and Clive extract. Two of my favourite comedians, in whatever guise, and PC doing the trial summing up must surely be one of the all time greats.
Faces like.... A number of these from a Glasgow pov appeared in the "Herald's" first "Diary" book pub 1991. The books still come out every two years or so, and one of my contributions appeared in the last one.
Here are a few of my favourites. Readers of a nervous disposition should look away now.
.... a blind cobbler's thumb
.... a hauf chewed caramel
.... someone had set it on fire and put oot the flames wi' a shovel
.... that would turn milk soor
If you've taken your brave pills, you could ask, "What're you going to do for a face when Quasimodo wants his a*se back?"
Caliban, Thank you for the Derek and Clive extract. Two of my favourite comedians, in whatever guise, and PC doing the trial summing up must surely be one of the all time greats.
Faces like.... A number of these from a Glasgow pov appeared in the "Herald's" first "Diary" book pub 1991. The books still come out every two years or so, and one of my contributions appeared in the last one.
Here are a few of my favourites. Readers of a nervous disposition should look away now.
.... a blind cobbler's thumb
.... a hauf chewed caramel
.... someone had set it on fire and put oot the flames wi' a shovel
.... that would turn milk soor
If you've taken your brave pills, you could ask, "What're you going to do for a face when Quasimodo wants his a*se back?"
That's given me a great laugh in the final hour at the office!! Thanks!
"...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
Up there with 'strumpet' and 'dollop', as words I must use more often!
"...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
I have two colleagues whose faces are PERFECTLY described thus...
Haven't we all!
"...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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