Phrases/words that set your teeth on edge.

[scottycelt]

'We need an immediate Government Inquiry ... '
'A thoroughgoing and independent Public Inquiry is the only way forward here ... '
'New Builds'
'Team-Building'
'Group-Bonding'
'Hard-Working Mums'
'Workshy Fathers'
'Bruckner is Boring'
'Partick Thistle 0'

[MrGongGong]

"Dr" Paisley ......... he's NOT a real doctor
if he is then so are Dr Feelgood , Dr Who and Dr & the Medics

[teamsaint]

'We need an immediate Government Inquiry ... '
'A thoroughgoing and independent Public Inquiry is the only way forward here ... '
'New Builds'
'Team-Building'
'Group-Bonding'
'Hard-Working Mums'
'Workshy Fathers'
'Bruckner is Boring'
'Partick Thistle 0'

some of those juggled around could be fun...workshy bruckner mums....that sort of thing

[Jonathan]

"Going forward"
"Good spot"

[teamsaint]

"Dr" Paisley ......... he's NOT a real doctor
if he is then so are Dr Feelgood , Dr Who and Dr & the Medics

that make me feel better!

They did it right.......
ever seen Wilko and Norm....now THAT is a good night out !!

[mercia]

"stakeholder"

http://www.classichorrorcampaign.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dracula-58-van-helsing-stakes-lucy.jpg

[amateur51]

Consultants and other 'professionals' who charge for telling people how to do things.

The saying goes that "a consultant is someone who borrows your watch and then tells you what time it is"

[ferneyhoughgeliebte]

some of those juggled around could be fun...workshy bruckner mums....that sort of thing

A thoroughgoing and independent hard-working mum is the only way forward.
Bruckner is Team-building.
We need an immediate workshy Government Inquiry.
Group bonding is boring fathers.

[Sir Velo]

"Pushing the envelope" - WTF?

[Richard Tarleton]

The saying goes that "a consultant is someone who borrows your watch and then tells you what time it is"

A variant on that - an expert is someone from over 40 miles away.

[Don Petter]

"Pushing the envelope" - WTF?

You've just done it! (By posting.)

[amateur51]

Councillor Scroggins said that his remarks 'had been taken out of context' and he did not have a racist bone in his body"

[MrGongGong]

Some of my best friends are "Gay, Black, Moslem, Scottish Catholics"

[EdgeleyRob]

Laters.

I kid you not.

manchester city.

confused.com.

[amateur51]

Thanks to all who have contributed so far - my chortle muscle has been having an extended work-out.