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  • Serial_Apologist
    Full Member
    • Dec 2010
    • 37876

    If you could offer listeners your solutions to all the problems in the world, in two minutes.... Yes, yes, yes (Andrew Marr): I'm sorry, I'm afraid we're out of time.

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    • ahinton
      Full Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 16123

      Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
      If you could offer listeners your solutions to all the problems in the world, in two minutes.... Yes, yes, yes (Andrew Marr): I'm sorry, I'm afraid we're out of time.
      I'd thought that this was John Humphrys' line but I suppose that the two of them share it...

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      • Serial_Apologist
        Full Member
        • Dec 2010
        • 37876

        Originally posted by ahinton View Post
        I'd thought that this was John Humphrys' line but I suppose that the two of them share it...
        David Hepworth is excellent on this infuriating issue in the new Radio Times in a Sound Bites column headed Radio needs to mind its manners:

        '[...] The phrases used most frequently on live radio, particularly news programmes, are "Have to hurry you" and "That's all we've got time for". The only sensible response to these two lines are "How rude" and "Whose fault is that?" The producers organise the time and the material to go into it: it's not divinely ordained. Radio programmes, like airlines, overbook to make life easier for themselves, relying on the fact that people will be so flattered to be asked they won't object. They line up three expert opinions, knowing that one will be lucky to get a complete sentence out. You can hear it happening. Discussion items begin at a leisurely pace and end in undignified haste as the presenter scrambles to cover what they are supposed to cover ...'. (P.115)

        Good for David Hepworth for speaking out. But will the overpaid mostly (but not, sadly, solely) male interviewer/hosts listen? Will they hell! You either hear the interviewee's final sentance spinning out as the now inattentive BBC person shuffles notes together in readiness for passing to a successor, or it's "yes, yes, yes", yet again making the point that you've said enough and I'm no longer listening, as you're not as important as me.

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        • Bryn
          Banned
          • Mar 2007
          • 24688

          "Nothing is more effective than . . . " So take nothing. By their own admission it's more effective than the snake oil they are trying to sell you.

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          • ahinton
            Full Member
            • Nov 2010
            • 16123

            Originally posted by Bryn View Post
            "Nothing is more effective than . . . " So take nothing. By their own admission it's more effective than the snake oil they are trying to sell you.
            Ah, yes, that reminds me of the old advert gag about Anadin; "nothing acts faster than Anadin - so why not take nothing?"...

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            • Nick Armstrong
              Host
              • Nov 2010
              • 26575

              "The reason being is that......"
              "...the isle is full of noises,
              Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
              Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
              Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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              • jean
                Late member
                • Nov 2010
                • 7100

                Related I suspect to "The thing is is that...", which is presumably derived from the grammatically anaysable cleft (or is it pseudo-cleft?) structure "What it is, is that..." where the rhythm is the same.

                You'll never stop it now.

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                • Nick Armstrong
                  Host
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 26575

                  Originally posted by jean View Post
                  Related I suspect to "The thing is is that...", which is presumably derived from the grammatically anaysable cleft (or is it pseudo-cleft?) structure "What it is, is that..." where the rhythm is the same.

                  You'll never stop it now.
                  Yes, "the thing is is that..." is equally

                  And I agree - that ship has sailed

                  "...the isle is full of noises,
                  Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                  Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                  Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                  • Serial_Apologist
                    Full Member
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 37876

                    Originally posted by Caliban View Post
                    Yes, "the thing is is that..." is equally

                    And I agree - that ship has sailed

                    I seem to remember, as a child, being shown a sentance in which the word "is" is repeated numerous times, with various intervening marks of punctuation, and we were told that it made perfect grammatical sense.

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                    • french frank
                      Administrator/Moderator
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 30527

                      Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
                      I seem to remember, as a child, being shown a sentance in which the word "is" is repeated numerous times, with various intervening marks of punctuation, and we were told that it made perfect grammatical sense.
                      Like the one with eleven 'hads'.
                      It isn't given us to know those rare moments when people are wide open and the lightest touch can wither or heal. A moment too late and we can never reach them any more in this world.

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                      • jean
                        Late member
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 7100

                        And there's one composed mainly of ands, too, isn't there?

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                        • Bryn
                          Banned
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 24688

                          Originally posted by jean View Post
                          And there's one composed mainly of ands, too, isn't there?
                          "You need more space between the Pig and and and and and Whistle".

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                          • Lat-Literal
                            Guest
                            • Aug 2015
                            • 6983

                            The name Todd Blackadder because the fact that it is real seems implausible.

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                            • Serial_Apologist
                              Full Member
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 37876

                              Originally posted by french frank View Post
                              Like the one with eleven 'hads'.
                              AH, that's maybe the one I was actually thinking of!

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                              • Serial_Apologist
                                Full Member
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 37876

                                Originally posted by Lat-Literal View Post
                                The name Todd Blackadder because the fact that it is real seems implausible.
                                And he probably finds himself on his Todd quite a lot as a consequence!

                                (Incidentally, I wonder what the derivation of that expression is. Rhyming slang, maybe?)

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