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  • Northender
    • Sep 2024
    #1

    Knock knock...

    ...who's there?
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Philip Glass
    (Expanded version of a joke that I've just heard on 'Private Passions')
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  • amateur51
    #2
    Originally posted by Northender View Post
    ...who's there?
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Philip Glass
    (Expanded version of a joke that I've just heard on 'Private Passions')

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    • teamsaint
      Full Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 25177
      #3
      Knock Knock.
      Who's there.
      Orange.
      Orange who?
      Orangeyou going to let me in?
      I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.

      I am not a number, I am a free man.

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      • MrGongGong
        Full Member
        • Nov 2010
        • 18357
        #4
        Surely it should be

        K
        Kn
        Kno
        Knoc
        Knock
        Knock K
        Knock Kn
        Knock Kno
        Knock Knoc
        Knock Knock

        Who's there ?

        Fred Rzewski

        (Baa)

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        • Bryn
          Banned
          • Mar 2007
          • 24688
          #5
          Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post
          Surely it should be

          K
          Kn
          Kno
          Knoc
          Knock
          Knock K
          Knock Kn
          Knock Kno
          Knock Knoc
          Knock Knock

          Who's there ?

          Fred Rzewski

          (Baa)
          Sorry, but no.

          Surely you intended

          K
          Kn
          Kno
          Knoc
          Knock
          nock
          ock
          ck
          k

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          • MrGongGong
            Full Member
            • Nov 2010
            • 18357
            #6
            Originally posted by Bryn View Post
            Sorry, but no.

            Surely you intended

            K
            Kn
            Kno
            Knoc
            Knock
            nock
            ock
            ck
            k
            I was going to go all the way through
            but stopped half way
            but you are right (of course !)


            (have you heard the Eighth Blackbird version ? , well worth a listen IMV)
            Last edited by MrGongGong; 23-09-12, 19:57.

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            • amateur51
              #7
              Great stuff Bryn & MrGG!

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              • gurnemanz
                Full Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 7358
                #8
                Knock Knock
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                Knack Knack
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                Knick Knick
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                Kneck Kneck
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                Kneck Kneck
                Knuck Knuck
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                Knuck Knuck
                Knuck Knuck

                Have I got the knack?

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                • amateur51
                  #9
                  Originally posted by gurnemanz View Post
                  Knock Knock
                  Knock Knock
                  Knock Knock
                  Knock Knock
                  Knack Knack
                  Knack Knack
                  Knack Knack
                  Knack Knack
                  Knick Knick
                  Knick Knick
                  Knick Knick
                  Knick Knick
                  Kneck Kneck
                  Kneck Kneck
                  Kneck Kneck
                  Kneck Kneck
                  Knuck Knuck
                  Knuck Knuck
                  Knuck Knuck
                  Knuck Knuck

                  Have I got the knack?
                  That was quite knuckering

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                  • johncorrigan
                    Full Member
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 10285
                    #10
                    Heard this on the box last night.

                    Knock, knock
                    Who's there?
                    Grandpa!
                    Shit! stop the funeral.

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                    • ferneyhoughgeliebte
                      Gone fishin'
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 30163
                      #11
                      Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post
                      Heard this on the box last night.

                      Knock, knock
                      Who's there?
                      Grandpa!
                      Shit! stop the funeral.
                      [FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][B]Numquam Satis![/B][/I][/FONT]

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