Has the world gone mad?

[Tapiola]

If it goes on like this we'll all get sycamore puns...

You might well arbre those thoughts (as the French might say).

[EdgeleyRob]

What a load of balsa

[Serial_Apologist]

What a load of balsa

You wood say that

[salymap]

Doris Day thinks it's got to the Deadwood Stage and should stop.

[Flosshilde]

I might be the proverbial short plank, but a lot of these posts have been a mystree. But I've just twigged what they're on about.

[Serial_Apologist]

the Deadwood Stage

Is that near Sidcup, saly? I've never been there.

[Flosshilde]

should stop.

That would be a calamity, Jane.

[amateur51]

Doris Day thinks it's got to the Deadwood Stage and should stop.

[kernelbogey]

I should make it clear that I went voluntarily.

Not Jamaica, then.

[Richard Tarleton]

Doris Day thinks it's got to the Deadwood Stage and should stop.

I [w]holly agree.

[Flosshilde]

I should make it clear that I went voluntarily.

I didn't go alone, of course. No, it was ma hog an' I.

[Serial_Apologist]

I didn't go alone, of course. No, it was ma hog an' I.

Which reminds me of a wonderful malapropism perpetrated by a co-worker at an hotel where I was once employed, who in great excitement told us that his father had obtained a monogomy table at an auction!

[David-G]

Oh, Flossie, how we've missed your ever-wise counsel and instead have had to suffer all these wooden offerings from others!

I'm delighted to see the return of more individualistic members such as Simon, though generally remain unmoved by the sound of Mozart on any type of orchestra, ...

Oh scottycelt, you are missing one of the greatest joys of life!

[scottycelt]

Oh scottycelt, you are missing one of the greatest joys of life!

I know, David ... most music-lovers I speak to are positively appalled at my long-lasting, self-confessed deaf-spot.

I guess the music of the composer-genius is simply far too sophisticated and quick-witted for some musical dunderheads to comprehend.

[amateur51]

Which reminds me of a wonderful malapropism perpetrated by a co-worker at an hotel where I was once employed, who in great excitement told us that his father had obtained a monogomy table at an auction!

If you were so-minded S_A I'd be an active contributor to a thread on genuine malapropisms, those non-fatal spontaneous accidents of the verbal life