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  • Nick Armstrong
    Host
    • Nov 2010
    • 26460

    Originally posted by Northender View Post
    1-1 in the third. There was a rain break.


    Has the flaming roof broken?
    "...the isle is full of noises,
    Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
    Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
    Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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    • Anna

      I find, not being a tennis player although we did it at school and I was useless, I don't understand the scoring. I also find the grunting of the ladies irritating. However, as I came out in support of The Dour Scots Laddie yesterday I guess I'll watch the mens final. Is that a 3 set or a 5 set (I didn't know there were different rules for men and women), if it's a finish at 11pm job then I won't watch.

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      • Nick Armstrong
        Host
        • Nov 2010
        • 26460

        Originally posted by Anna View Post
        I find, not being a tennis player although we did it at school and I was useless, I don't understand the scoring. I also find the grunting of the ladies irritating. However, as I came out in support of The Dour Scots Laddie yesterday I guess I'll watch the mens final. Is that a 3 set or a 5 set (I didn't know there were different rules for men and women), if it's a finish at 11pm job then I won't watch.
        Men's Grand Slam (French, USA, Wimbledon, Australia) are always 5 sets. (Hence the prize money debate - the ladies want the same money for 3 sets... )

        It will be over by 5 or 6 at the latest I suppose, maybe earlier if Roger rips Murray to shreds
        "...the isle is full of noises,
        Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
        Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
        Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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        • vinteuil
          Full Member
          • Nov 2010
          • 12689

          Originally posted by Caliban View Post


          It will be over by 5 or 6 at the latest I suppose, maybe earlier if Roger rips Murray to shreds
          ... if, as we hope, Roger rips Murray to shreds...

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          • amateur51

            Originally posted by vinteuil View Post
            ... if, as we hope, Roger rips Murray to shreds...
            Well the way Cali's predictions are going thus far, I've just laid in some more crumpets and a jumbo jar of Milo to ward off night starvation

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            • Anna

              Originally posted by vinteuil View Post
              ... if, as we hope, Roger rips Murray to shreds...
              And, I did ask yesterday, why Murray is disliked and I got the answer "he's not terribly polite" well, neither was that bloke who had a fit of the vapours and kicked the linesman and nor was petulant John McEnroe. I think people are biased because he's Scottish, doesn't drink, is not glamourus like Agassi was, it not a cheating love rat like Borg and has no sense of humour. So, I will be rooting for him!!! <sticky out tongue emoticon>

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              • vinteuil
                Full Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 12689

                no, I am biased because he lacks charm and isn't pretty.

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                • Nick Armstrong
                  Host
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 26460

                  Originally posted by amateur51 View Post
                  Well the way Cali's predictions are going thus far, I've just laid in some more crumpets and a jumbo jar of Milo to ward off night starvation

                  Ooooh he can be vicious when he sets his mind to it!

                  "...the isle is full of noises,
                  Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                  Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                  Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                  • Nick Armstrong
                    Host
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 26460

                    Originally posted by Anna View Post
                    <sticky out tongue emoticon>

                    Borrow mine:
                    "...the isle is full of noises,
                    Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                    Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                    Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                    • amateur51

                      Originally posted by Caliban View Post

                      Ooooh he can be vicious when he sets his mind to it!

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                      • Anna

                        Originally posted by vinteuil View Post
                        no, I am biased because he lacks charm and isn't pretty.
                        Oh. Well that applies to McEnroe, Borg and countless other tennis players doesn't it? In fact, apart from possibly Agassi I can't think of a single pretty boy tennis player and he was a bit too much aging rock star looks. And the women are hardly any better in the beauty stakes. Although as they are all lesbians they should be able to play 5 sets with no probs.

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                        • vinteuil
                          Full Member
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 12689

                          Originally posted by Anna View Post
                          And the women are hardly any better in the beauty stakes. Although as they are all lesbians they should be able to play 5 sets with no probs.


                          [there'll be tuk-tuks... or worse... ]

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                          • Nick Armstrong
                            Host
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 26460

                            Originally posted by Anna View Post
                            as they are all lesbians they should be able to play 5 sets with no probs.
                            Discuss. (Marks will be deducted for dubious jokes and word-play)

                            "...the isle is full of noises,
                            Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                            Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                            Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                            • amateur51

                              Originally posted by Anna View Post
                              Although as they are all lesbians they should be able to play 5 sets with no probs.
                              Attagirl Anna! - what a way to celebrate LGBT World Pride 2012!

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                              • Anna

                                Originally posted by Caliban View Post
                                Discuss. (Marks will be deducted for dubious jokes and word-play)
                                Oh No, you don't lure me into that trap!! I only introduced lesbians into the equation as it was so obvious no-one here fancied Andy Murray because he's rather plain. And there I was, thinking you were interested in the tennis and their forestroke and backhand rather than their 6 pack!!
                                Anyway, it seems Serena Williams (nice Welsh girl) has won, again.

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