Sex Lives of the Penguins

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  • JohnSkelton
    • Feb 2025

    Sex Lives of the Penguins

    Now it can be told: A newly discovered doctor's journal highlights the 'depraved' sex habits of Adélie penguins that scandalized a major expedition to Antarctica 100 years ago.

    Now it can be told: A newly discovered doctor's journal highlighs the 'depraved' sex habits of Adélie penguins that scandalized a major expedition to Antarctica 100 years ago.
  • Lateralthinking1

    #2
    Originally posted by JohnSkelton View Post
    Now it can be told: A newly discovered doctor's journal highlights the 'depraved' sex habits of Adélie penguins that scandalized a major expedition to Antarctica 100 years ago.

    http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/06/12/...tt-expedition/
    The main problem there was anthropomorphism which presumably was widespread. Quite what that says about the enthusiasm for taxidermy of that era is another matter. The post Victorians were as contradictory as those of any other period, including this one, but they could teach us huge amounts about social advancement, architectural solidity and clear-headed motivation.

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    • Serial_Apologist
      Full Member
      • Dec 2010
      • 37993

      #3
      Originally posted by Lateralthinking1 View Post
      Quite what that says about the enthusiasm for taxidermy of that era is another matter.


      Not to mention delaying production, or at least the naming, of Penguin biscuits!

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      • JohnSkelton

        #4
        P'pick up a penguin!

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        • salymap
          Late member
          • Nov 2010
          • 5969

          #5
          Originally posted by JohnSkelton View Post
          P'pick up a penguin!

          Err, no thanks

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          • kernelbogey
            Full Member
            • Nov 2010
            • 5841

            #6
            Ii understand that they smell a bit fishy.

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            • JohnSkelton

              #7
              Originally posted by salymap View Post
              Err, no thanks


              If I am ever the object of a penguin's attentions I shall respond with the utmost caution .

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              • aka Calum Da Jazbo
                Late member
                • Nov 2010
                • 9173

                #8
                Originally posted by kernelbogey View Post
                Ii understand that they smell a bit fishy.
                only two things smell of fish lad and fish is one of 'em
                According to the best estimates of astronomers there are at least one hundred billion galaxies in the observable universe.

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                • kernelbogey
                  Full Member
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 5841

                  #9
                  Originally posted by aka Calum Da Jazbo View Post
                  only two things smell of fish lad and fish is one of 'em
                  Thanks Dad: you going to PM me the other?

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                  • Flosshilde
                    Full Member
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 7988

                    #10
                    I hope all those religionists who bang on about 'unnatural behaviour' read it & then stop banging on ... . Although I won't hold my breath.

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                    • amateur51

                      #11
                      Thank goodness!

                      There I was, fearing this thread was about The Bullingdon Club!

                      At least penguins have an excuse - they're penguins!

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                      • scottycelt

                        #12
                        Originally posted by amateur51 View Post
                        At least penguins have an excuse - they're penguins!
                        How dare you, Sir!

                        We'll have no quite disgusting and stereotypical penguinism on this forum, if you don't mind ...

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                        • Ariosto

                          #13
                          The Penguins on the concert platform have quite a good and varied sex life. It's always good to keep one's pecker up ...

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                          • scottycelt

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Ariosto View Post
                            The Penguins on the concert platform have quite a good and varied sex life. It's always good to keep one's pecker up ...
                            Which probably explains some of the over-tired performances we hear from time to time ...

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                            • Ferretfancy
                              Full Member
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 3487

                              #15
                              Just got back from two wet weeks in the Lakes, ah well!

                              The poor old penguin with his dead frozen missus reminds me of the joke in which three women answered a survey on what was the first thing that they said after sex with their partners.

                              The French women said " Magnifique ! Encore ! Encore! "

                              The American women said " Gee honey, that was swell! What did you say your name was ?"

                              The English woman said " Do you feel better now, Charles ? "

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