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  • amateur51
    • Feb 2025

    The Perils of Chillaxing

    The Prime Minister tells us that his approved way of coping with the stresses and strains of political office is 'chillaxing'

    A recent family event seems to suggest that chillaxing can be taken too far, however.

    David Cameron and his wife, Samantha, left their eight-year-old daughter, Nancy, in a pub, Downing Street confirms.


    I assume that this is just the sort of behaviour that Mr Eric Pickles' and Ms Louise Casey's new Troubled Families Team is determined to crack down on



    Mr Pickles says that Ms Casey understands "that you have got to roll up your sleeves and get the broom cracking on a lot of folks".

    Lift your feet Prime Minister, one Busy Broom coming through!!
  • ahinton
    Full Member
    • Nov 2010
    • 16123

    #2
    Originally posted by amateur51 View Post
    The Prime Minister tells us that his approved way of coping with the stresses and strains of political office is 'chillaxing'

    A recent family event seems to suggest that chillaxing can be taken too far, however.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18391663
    With some people it's umbrellas, n'est-ce pas?

    Originally posted by amateur51 View Post
    I assume that this is just the sort of behaviour that Mr Eric Pickles' and Ms Louise Casey's new Troubled Families Team is determined to crack down on



    Mr Pickles says that Ms Casey understands "that you have got to roll up your sleeves and get the broom cracking on a lot of folks".

    Lift your feet Prime Minister, one Busy Broom coming through!!
    Broom, broom! (well, even that'd be better than Broon, broon, I suppose; anyway, let's hope that, in the case of the Camerons, it'll be the delightful Samantha wielding the broom, because I somehow suspect that it would be difficult to imagine David sweeping her off her feet, wouldn't it?

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    • kernelbogey
      Full Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 5841

      #3
      Originally posted by amateur51 View Post
      [....] "... you have got to roll up your sleeves and get the broom cracking on a lot of folks".
      What does this mean? Which part of the broom do you crack on the folks? It sounds like a mix of sweeping them out of the way - surely not - or beating them with the handle....

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      • ahinton
        Full Member
        • Nov 2010
        • 16123

        #4
        Originally posted by kernelbogey View Post
        What does this mean? Which part of the broom do you crack on the folks? It sounds like a mix of sweeping them out of the way - surely not - or beating them with the handle....
        I can see a Leveson-style Jeremy-witch-hunt coming on...

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        • Lateralthinking1

          #5
          Originally posted by amateur51 View Post
          The Prime Minister tells us that his approved way of coping with the stresses and strains of political office is 'chillaxing'

          A recent family event seems to suggest that chillaxing can be taken too far, however.

          http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18391663
          Extraordinary. I hadn't realised that there were any pubs still in existence.

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          • Nick Armstrong
            Host
            • Nov 2010
            • 26601

            #6
            Originally posted by amateur51 View Post
            A recent family event seems to suggest that chillaxing can be taken too far, however.

            David Cameron and his wife, Samantha, left their eight-year-old daughter, Nancy, in a pub, Downing Street confirms.

            How could I have missed this!
            "...the isle is full of noises,
            Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
            Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
            Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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            • amateur51

              #7
              Originally posted by kernelbogey View Post
              What does this mean? Which part of the broom do you crack on the folks? It sounds like a mix of sweeping them out of the way - surely not - or beating them with the handle....
              You got it, kernel - only in a Coalition government

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              • amateur51

                #8
                Originally posted by Lateralthinking1 View Post
                Extraordinary. I hadn't realised that there were any pubs still in existence.
                Nice one, Lat

                A chap needs somewhere to park his horse, surely. And the one his close friend has 'on loan' from the Met

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                • amateur51

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Caliban View Post
                  How could I have missed this!
                  Carstairs was probably ironing The Tablet for you when you left rather early this morning Caliban, hoping to avoid the Centrepoint vacuum phenomenon

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                  • kernelbogey
                    Full Member
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 5841

                    #10
                    That 'roll up your sleeves' trope is one of Cameron's favourite rhetorical devices. It always strikes me as incongruous on two grounds.

                    First it evokes a 1950s image, when men wore jackets and long-sleeved shirts to work, of someone having to roll up their sleeves to do a dirty job (something under the bonnet of a car, for example).

                    Second, anyone doing any kind of difficult or dirty job now is likely to be wearing a T-shirt or similar short-sleeved garment. (Which even Samantha wouldn't get Dave to wear, I'd guess.)

                    It's a strangely old-fashioned expression now.

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                    • Beef Oven

                      #11
                      Originally posted by amateur51 View Post
                      The Prime Minister tells us that his approved way of coping with the stresses and strains of political office is 'chillaxing'

                      A recent family event seems to suggest that chillaxing can be taken too far, however.

                      David Cameron and his wife, Samantha, left their eight-year-old daughter, Nancy, in a pub, Downing Street confirms.


                      I assume that this is just the sort of behaviour that Mr Eric Pickles' and Ms Louise Casey's new Troubled Families Team is determined to crack down on



                      Mr Pickles says that Ms Casey understands "that you have got to roll up your sleeves and get the broom cracking on a lot of folks".

                      Lift your feet Prime Minister, one Busy Broom coming through!!


                      "Downing Street said no protection officers would face disciplinary action over the incident, adding that security arrangements were constantly under review."

                      So just what have you got to do to get the sack!!!!!!!!!????????

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                      • amateur51

                        #12
                        Originally posted by kernelbogey View Post
                        That 'roll up your sleeves' trope is one of Cameron's favourite rhetorical devices. It always strikes me as incongruous on two grounds.

                        First it evokes a 1950s image, when men wore jackets and long-sleeved shirts to work, of someone having to roll up their sleeves to do a dirty job (something under the bonnet of a car, for example).

                        Second, anyone doing any kind of difficult or dirty job now is likely to be wearing a T-shirt or similar short-sleeved garment. (Which even Samantha wouldn't get Dave to wear, I'd guess.)

                        It's a strangely old-fashioned expression now.
                        A fine example of the sleeves-rolled-up approach to life

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                        • Beef Oven

                          #13
                          Originally posted by kernelbogey View Post
                          That 'roll up your sleeves' trope is one of Cameron's favourite rhetorical devices. It always strikes me as incongruous on two grounds.

                          First it evokes a 1950s image, when men wore jackets and long-sleeved shirts to work, of someone having to roll up their sleeves to do a dirty job (something under the bonnet of a car, for example).

                          Second, anyone doing any kind of difficult or dirty job now is likely to be wearing a T-shirt or similar short-sleeved garment. (Which even Samantha wouldn't get Dave to wear, I'd guess.)

                          It's a strangely old-fashioned expression now.
                          Shouldn't this be in the pedants thread?

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                          • ferneyhoughgeliebte
                            Gone fishin'
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 30163

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Beef Oven View Post
                            So just what have you got to do to get the sack!!!!!!!!!????????
                            Wait for the next General Election?
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                            • mangerton
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                              • Nov 2010
                              • 3346

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ferneyhoughgeliebte View Post
                              Wait for the next General Election?
                              I don't know, but this beggars belief. This eight year old wandered off and wasn't missed by her parents, her parents' friends, and a shower of "protection officers". Ignoring the Camerons and their cronies, it seems to me that the people employed to "protect" are careless at best, and dangerously incompetent at worst.

                              Perish the thought, but suppose the child had been kidnapped or had otherwise come to harm.

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