Tell me about your childhood...

[vinteuil]

... well, volume vii of my Memoirs will, of course, be called 'Gathering Samphire'

I am still working on titles for the various volumes of my Collected Letters, Collected Essays, The Diaries and Collected Journals. There will, of course, be additional volumes ('scarce', as the booksellers have it) of Miscellaneous Uncollected Prose and Fugitive Writings....

[scottycelt]

I don't know, I just said it. I feel silly now

No need to, I think I know exactly what you meant, even if you and Amsey don't ...

[Serial_Apologist]

"He meant well..."

[amateur51]

No need to, I think I know exactly what you meant, even if you and Amsey don't ...

Aaah scotty the mind-reader

Unburden Yourself, O Great One

[scottycelt]

Aaah scotty the mind-reader

Unburden Yourself, O Great One

Mind your own business, it's private ...

[amateur51]

Mind your own business, it's private ...

For this relief much thanks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0SbVFxl64A

[Serial_Apologist]

For this relief much thanks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0SbVFxl64A

Why oh why don't they make TV adverts like that any more - notwithstanding the product?

I never, ever buy stuff based on the naff ads of today - meaning all of them. If the ad's naff, so must be the product.

[aka Calum Da Jazbo]

never mind ads the odd prog 'd be most welcome eh?

[Beef Oven]

Why oh why don't they make TV adverts like that any more - notwithstanding the product?

I never, ever buy stuff based on the naff ads of today - meaning all of them. If the ad's naff, so must be the product.

What's wrong with the product?

[Nick Armstrong]

Why oh why don't they make TV adverts like that any more - notwithstanding the product?

I never, ever buy stuff based on the naff ads of today - meaning all of them. If the ad's naff, so must be the product.

I apply the same logic to any product the advertising for which incommodes me in the way of pop-ups, banners, etc. Boycott.

[EdgeleyRob]

'I came into this world with nothing,and I've still got most of it left'

[Beef Oven]

'I came into this world with nothing,and I've still got most of it left'

[cloughie]

Either "If only I'd known that earlier" or "My Ought to Be Ography". My epitaph might be "Shame I didn't have time to play all those CDs"

[cloughie]

'I came into this world with nothing,and I've still got most of it left'

You nicked that from Seasick Steve!

...but I thought it was great when I first heard it!

[EdgeleyRob]

You nicked that from Seasick Steve!

...but I thought it was great when I first heard it!

Sums me up though.